Paris Hilton is Gonna Party Like It's 1999 (or 2003)

8/15/2013 7:00 AM PDT, by


Aww, guys, look! It's Paris Hilton, celebrating with lots and lots of milky white, emulsified foam that's being shot all over her body like ... well, like how it normally is when you go clubbing* at 32 years old and there are people and things that are really, really, really excited that you're there. ... Wait, what? That's never happened to you? 

You keep doing you, Paris -- it's great to see that no matter what happens in a whole entire decade that there are just some things that don't change a bit. 

*Paris is actually at a "Foam and Diamonds" party, which is basically what it sounds like -- a party where there's lots of foam and diamonds. And 'and'. One might suppose that's where Paris herself fits in. The 'and' is always needed, girl!
Filed Under:  Paris Hilton , sex

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FishWrapperStud
400 days ago

Hey Rokan, you and observer need to take your nippledicks back to WWTDD...lmao.

Tim
400 days ago

Starving for attention? Not enough publicity?

Mr Poop
400 days ago

I'm sure she's used to being covered with white foamy liquids

Mikey the Retard
400 days ago

mr fishkrappr tuched payd me 3 dollers to lik my nuttsak

FishWrapperStud
400 days ago

Now all those bubbles have herpes in them...skank.

Observer_The Lovely
400 days ago

Observer's not here, Dave.....

...or is it Fishwrapper stud?

Rokan
400 days ago

I'm still trying to get my arms around the fact that that fishwrapperstud see dicks as nipples.

Sounds like some latent oral issues he should discuss with his boyfriend and a good sex therapist.

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Stephan B.
399 days ago

Is this all we could get 'bout P. Hilton, totally weak, try try again till you do better