No, no, guys, those are Miley Cyrus
' words, not ours. It would be kind of weird and uncomfortable if we were the ones that said that, right? Of course it would, but it's all OK, because Miley's the one who's going to be banging you. We know because she tweeted this:
See? She just wants to let us know when her album is being released, isn't that sweet? Sure, she's kind of begging again, but we can look past that, because she did
let us know when we're getting BANGED:
That's just a little over seven weeks, friends, can you believe it? Seven weeks and we'll be spendin' most our lives livin' in a Miley paradise. And judging by this screenshot that Miley posted, which is also now the header on her Twitter page, it looks like it really might be a paradise:
Oh, Miley, is that the cover of your new album? Oh, honey. OK. OK, sweetie.