Just Seven Weeks Till You All Get BANGED

8/16/2013 7:00 AM PDT, by
No, no, guys, those are Miley Cyrus' words, not ours. It would be kind of weird and uncomfortable if we were the ones that said that, right? Of course it would, but it's all OK, because Miley's the one who's going to be banging you. We know because she tweeted this: See? She just wants to let us know when her album is being released, isn't that sweet? Sure, she's kind of begging again, but we can look past that, because she didlet us know when we're getting BANGED: That's just a little over seven weeks, friends, can you believe it? Seven weeks and we'll be spendin' most our lives livin' in a Miley paradise. And judging by this screenshot that Miley posted, which is also now the header on her Twitter page, it looks like it really might be a paradise:

Oh, Miley, is that the cover of your new album? Oh, honey. OK. OK, sweetie.
Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus

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Mr Poop
470 days ago

I just went from 6 to Midnight

Observer_The Lovely
470 days ago

I'll bang Miley......but then again.....I LIKE bangin'

.......it reminds me of fu*ckin'....

470 days ago

You can always tell when the white girls get turned out by the brothers.

470 days ago


Congratulations for "coming out of the closet."

Now its Pepper's turn . . .

469 days ago

OMG, she is so COOL and EDGY! Imma gonna git me some BANGERZ ASAP!!! Miley, you are so hip and urban I can't stand it.....NOT!!!. This is so lame. The MTV awards is going to be the greatest try-hard moment in tv history. BANGERZ!!!

469 days ago

Who is that guy in the photo? Freaky looking. Is that The Bieb?

Robert G
469 days ago

She always has this look on her face like she's ripping ass or taking a shit.....with her tongue out like a child. But shes really a super cool party girl that kinda sorta is bisexual. its complex. or its just the new lyndsey lohan. "rehabz incoming" should be her next album.

469 days ago


469 days ago

She is like a kid in school that thinks she is so cutting edge...so bad..so shocking. She doesn't realize that we ha ve seen it before. And done better.

469 days ago

You guys are making this out to be more complicated than it is...She's turning skank from being Disney til she was 18.

469 days ago

Not that I am into Miley's music at all but I'm a leeettle embarrassed for the author as she appears to never had heard the term "banger" used for a loud dance track. Maybe she's into Maroon 5 or whatever they listened to back then... lol

469 days ago

You do realise that in Australia and Britain, that a banger is slang for a sausage......?

469 days ago

She really is developing quite the whorish little image, isn't she?

469 days ago

why yall hating on miley soo fuckin much. just cuz she named a fuckin album bangerz....... sooo...fuckin...what tmz! ive heard way worst album names. HOP OFF HER DICK!!! #HATERZ

469 days ago

Do you bang? Means drugs by needle in the states.

469 days ago

You know they say most people could have avoided foreclosure or bankruptcies if they were just earning an extra $500 dollars a month. I just recently increased my residual monthly income to $60......0 dollars. How much easier could you breathe each month knowing you will have an extra $60......0 a month to help with your rent or bills on the 15th of every single month? This Shocking Video Changed MY LIFE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8sKv5OnGkk

469 days ago

Miley go read the Sex book by Madonna and watch her Erotica video(the uncensored one) than you'll realize that what you're doing is kindergarten stuff!

Kim MAru
469 days ago


K Bingham
469 days ago

So over Miley. She peaked at Hanna Montana

468 days ago

who d wanna bang her fake tv white trash ass