You'll Never Guess Who Kris Jenner Managed to Get on Her Show
Did you think you'd ever see the day that Very Serious Artist Kanye West would agree to be on some budget talk show hosted by Kris Jenner? Kanye, the Steve Jobs of "of Internet, downtown, fashion, culture," and Kris, the woman who built an empire on her daughter's leaked sex tape. Honestly, how could these two forces ever come together?
We don't know how, but it happened. It happened today. We're going to see it on Friday. Heaven help us all.
Apparently Kanye is going to really open up to Kris and tell her about all kinds of things, including little North West and what it's like being a part of the Kardashian family. He even made a funny! He said that he was "so in love" with Kim before they started dating that he thought about "playing sports"! Get it, because Kim has dated a few athletes in her time! Aren't you just guffawing?
This episode is going to be the finale of Kris' show -- remember, she's just doing a trial run right now -- and it will also probably be the finale of anyone ever taking Kanye seriously ever, ever again. See you there!