Our Little Selena Gomez is All Grown Up and Twerking to Rihanna

8/19/2013 9:00 AM PDT, by

This is it. It's all over. Our sweet, darling, precious little Selena Gomez has been lost to the twerk. There's nothing we can do. It's done.

But yeah, this is what Selena does on her new tour: she raps, bless her heart, prances around and tries to twerk to Rihanna's "Birthday Cake" song. That wasn't a slam, either, that "tries to twerk" thing: have you ever tried to twerk? It's not easy. Selena does the best she can, given her Disney background and minimal butt fat. So give her some credit, all right? If you can get past the whole "oh, Selena Gomez is a twerker now" thing.

So how do we feel?

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Observer_The Lovely
243 days ago

Why have a juicy ass and NOT shake it...???

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Solaera
243 days ago

Those dance routines were sloppy and dull as hell.

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Regina
243 days ago

Oh god LMAOOOOOOO!! No girl.... just ... no. She makes slight awkward movements whiile hunching her back sometimes and has her back up dancers to try and disguise it lol. And shes rocking the justin beiber pants.....

Bailey
243 days ago

I don't see any twerking attempts in this video... she's just dancing.

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Mel
243 days ago

looks like she's wearing Biebers pants!

Punky Brewster
243 days ago

Do you people even know what twerking is? B/C it's not in this video..

Brian
243 days ago

Twerking should be outlawed. There's no good reason for it. Especially not by Miley Cyrus.

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Rokan
243 days ago

I'm with Chelsy on this one.

And while she may be "tweaking," but she is not "twerking."

Kayla
243 days ago

This is stupid, she isn't Twerking. This site is so stupid and ridiculous.

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Observer_The Lovely
243 days ago

As long is she is "sucking" and "spitting" the other "ings" don't matter....

PRISPE
243 days ago

IS THAT A PERFORMANCE?! OMG SOOO BOOOORED!

Jennifer
243 days ago

First of all she did not twerk anything! Second she sucks terribly! Zero talent like Spears! Next please!!!!

Jennifer
243 days ago

First of all there is no twerking second she is a terrible entertainer! Cannot sing or dance in my opinion. Please let her be a flash in the pan and not stick around with no voice like Britbrit!!!

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Hollywood22
243 days ago

Nothing against Selena because she is 100x better than Ratchet Miley, but I didn't see anything close to twerking in this video.

James
243 days ago

Selena, VJ, and Miley should have a twerk-off, and I'll have a jerk-o... errr... fun time.

Lucybell622
243 days ago

I don't think she is trying to Twerk at all. She is just dancing

MONA
243 days ago

HEY IDIOTS THIS IS IGGY AZELIAS SONG WORK! NOT RIHANNA...

Daisy J
243 days ago

That bitch ain't twerking; she can't even dance!!

kristy
243 days ago

ummm there is ABSOLUTELY NO TWERKING in this video??? Does the journalist who wrote this even know what twerking is??? Boring!

Ali
243 days ago

What's new?

Another totally misleading Fishwrapper post.

This isn't twerking, it isn't even remotely twerking.

Go to the comments box on TMZ and tell them how much this site sucks.

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