Our Little Selena Gomez is All Grown Up and Twerking to Rihanna
This is it. It's all over. Our sweet, darling, precious little Selena Gomez has been lost to the twerk. There's nothing we can do. It's done.
But yeah, this is what Selena does on her new tour: she raps, bless her heart, prances around and tries to twerk to Rihanna's "Birthday Cake" song. That wasn't a slam, either, that "tries to twerk" thing: have you ever tried to twerk? It's not easy. Selena does the best she can, given her Disney background and minimal butt fat. So give her some credit, all right? If you can get past the whole "oh, Selena Gomez is a twerker now" thing.
So how do we feel?