Quotables: Liam Hemsworth is Apparently Attracted to Hungry, Hungry Hippos

8/21/2013 12:00 PM PDT, by
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"I have a hippo (onesie), which my boyfriend thinks is really sexy. So when I come downstairs it's Hungry Hungry Hippo and I just go and smash everything and eat everything in sight.''

--Miley Cyrus, speaking on behalf of Liam Hemsworth her boyfriend once again, trying to convince us all that she's super sexy and hot all the time, but especially when she's wearing something that a toddler wears underneath its clothes. So hot, right?

Also, why is she referring to Liam as her boyfriend and not her FEEYANCE? Did something totally surprising and unexpected happen like a mini-breakup? Who even knows anymore, y'all, but at least you have that mental image of Miley chowing down and BEING ALL HOT in a hippo onesie. Werd. Twerk. BANGERZ. 
Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus , Liam Hemsworth , sex , Quotables

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Mr Poop
436 days ago

Thats' fucking disgusting!

Mr Poop
436 days ago

Rokan,

He wasn't fucking talking to you.

Sensei likes me better anyway

Sensei
436 days ago

She looks like Billy Idol.

Rokan
436 days ago

I know I would penetrate one of her holes, just not sure which one is cleaner, or tighter.


True story

Tuco The Ugly
436 days ago

Dios Mio!
Her hasshole is cleaner.
*waves pener al senor Sensei

Rokan
436 days ago

That's what I was thinking, but is it tighter?

Her dad was her "business manager" for years.

Mr Poop
436 days ago

What does, "and I just go and smash everything and eat everything in sight,'' mean?

Is that some new code word for a round of bukkake?

Sensei
436 days ago

Tuco, is that chili powder or mud on your peener?

And where's Mikey and Beppo? Please tell me Beppo will be here.

Mikey the Retard
436 days ago

mr sensee, how many time did yoo see a gerl go tinkel on yesternday or toosday?

Rokan
436 days ago

Sensei,

I think Beppo is working on an account this week. I feel the 15 year old demographic for the posts here would really benefit from his perspective.

Sensei
436 days ago

Mikey,

No #1's, only #2's.

Rok,

I think anyone would benefit from his perspective. I just hope his shock therapy has gone well lately.

Pepper
436 days ago

Sensei , you magnificent bastard!
I think the teens will only show up here once they finish their homework.......around 8:00 PM Eastern time.

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Pepper
436 days ago

Mikey....look what I have here?
I have 3 + 2 dollars?
*puts bills in front pocket

Observer_The Lovely
436 days ago

She wears a onesie....??

Tuco The Ugly
436 days ago

May God have mercy hon our souls.
El senor Beepo ees here?
Tuco ees very very happy!
I put hon my chaps for such a festive occation. No?

Observer_The Lovely
436 days ago

Onesies" is a registered trademark of Gerber Childrenswear, which objects to both the usage of the term as a generic name and the usage of the singular form "Onesie". Gerber Childrenswear continues to enforce and defend its trademark, most of the times without even warning users that were not aware that "Onesies" belong to Gerber.[3][4] A 2008 WIPO arbitration case between Kellwood Company (of which Gerber Childrenswear was a subsidiary at the time) and a company known as "Onesies Corporation" based in West Hollywood, California over the Internet domain name "onesies.net" concluded that Gerber Childrenswear had valid trademark rights, but that, for purposes of the domain name dispute, Kellwood had not proven that Onesies Corporation adopted the domain name in bad faith.[5] Despite the ruling, the domain name is currently registered to Gerber Childrenswear. Furthermore, some infringers have changed the name of garments they had called "onesies" when made aware of the federally-protected status of the trademark.[4][6]


I hope they sue the pants off her.....and the bra.....

Tuco The Ugly
436 days ago

Hi honly hope el senor Beepo breengs back my Burro!
I miss my leetle guy.
Eat get's cold at night up on the Mountains of New Mexico.

Sensei
436 days ago

Tuco,

I had Mexican food for lunch today and I now feel like there's an Aztec war going on in my colon.

What tips can you give a gringo like me for the oncoming onslaught that I'm about to experience.

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jane
435 days ago

why? why does anyone stick there tongue out and flip there fingers around in a odd peace(?) sign This is not a good look, that simple, not a good look ,don't care who u r.

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