EXCLUSIVE: 8 Reasons That Myla Sinanaj is the Best Person You Don't Know

8/21/2013 6:00 AM PDT, by

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So I sat down with Myla Sinanaj -- AKA former girlfriend of Kim Kardashian's ex-husband, Kris Humphries, and she had a lot of sweet, thoughtful things to say about life, and being compared to Kim Kardashian (which is OK on a certain level, of course). If any of that doesn't get your goat, then she also talks about her brand-new Vivid sex tape, "Myla Sinanaj: The Anti-Kim XXX," and Farrah Abraham, too, who you all know by now we don't look to fondly upon in these here parts. 

Check out Myla's exclusive interview: 

This is the first -- and only -- sex tape she's ever made:  

This is the first and only sex tape I have ever made, although I had talked about doing it with an ex in the past.

She really does want plastic surgery to look just like Kim Kardashian:  

I want to have my surgery because I'm in love with the body that Kim Kardashian had prior to her pregnancy -- especially her lips and stomach. The rest of the world is apparently obsessed with it as well, since they have all felt the need to call me the "Fat Kim K," or just fat in general. I love my curves. I'm not built to be a size 2, but there are areas I can work on.

She doesn't think she's any prettier than Kim Kardashian: 

I think everyone is pretty in their own way. She has had a lot of work done to her face; I'm just natural.

She thinks Farrah Abraham is a tool, too: 

Farrah and I are no longer friends because she has a nasty attitude toward others and it was embarrassing to be out with her in public. I don't treat people like they are peasants. She became extremely jealous when she found out that I had a [sex] tape as well, and freaked out thinking that I would take her "sales," since that's how she makes her money. I also can't stand fake people who lie about how much they make. It bothered me -- she lies about being a millionaire and yet she was begging me to go on sugar daddy cruises with her. Clearly you are not a millionaire if your basically escorting yourself. Not my cup of tea, so I had to cut her off.

When she's up against the wall, Rob Kardashian is her favorite Kardashian man: 

That's a funny question. If I had to choose [which Kardashian man to hook up with,] it would be Rob, but it wouldn't last long -- he lets his family control everything he does. I'd be over that in a week.

Where she'll be in 10 years: 

To be honest, I don't know. I can tell you what I hope, though -- it's to be successful with the clothing line I started 2 years ago, and maybe to have a career in entertainment. Hosting and interviewing is something I would love to get into. I'm easygoing and easy to talk to, but we all know in life that what we want and what actually happens isn't always what we planned. We always end up where we were meant to, even if it wasn't what we thought [to begin with]. 

On her real name: 

My real name is Fatmire, but I have been called Myla my entire life. I think I was told [Fatmire] stood for "my little angel." When people call me by my real name, it throws me off because no one calls me that.

On the being called the "fat" Kim Kardashian: 

... The world we live in is so obsessed with putting others down. There are people that live on these blog sites and go read every article then go hunt the people down on their social networks, feeling the need to call them fat, ugly, or even wish death upon them in my case. It's sad because so many people kill themselves everyday because of online bullying, yet people still are bullying total strangers online while hiding behind their keyboards. I'll never understand that. ... It gets to you after a while and you start to look at yourself and become insecure and even seeing thing as worse than they really are. People tell me I have a beautiful body [Editor's Note: she really, really, really does], but it's hard when you're 5'7" and they put your picture next to someone who's 5'2", saying you're fat when the height alone makes you appear bigger than you are.

Here's a special message right from Myla, guys, if you weren't already convinced that she's kind of adorable:

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Filed Under:  Myla Sinanaj , reality tv

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Comments

Pepper
431 days ago

Sarah my love......*whispers...........where is the tape?

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Tuco The Ugly
431 days ago

Juel...I'm worn out.
Here jew go senor Peeeper.
Henjoy, Dios Mio, hi know eye deed.

http://tinyurl.com/me5osjo

Pepper
431 days ago

Tuco...bless your little heart.
*grabs roll of Bounty.

see you boys and girls in a few minutes.

Observer_The Lovely
431 days ago

Tuco has the best home videos......

....but I'm all out of tube socks.....

kelly
431 days ago

She sounds like a psycho, plain and simple!! I'm not a fan of Kim Kardashian, but Kim looks 100 times better than this girl before and after having her baby. Her down fall is thinking that she will get into the entertainment industry by stalking and wanting to be just like someone else. It will never happen for her and I'm sure that she realizes that, which makes her delusional.

lololol
430 days ago

Pretty girl, great boobs, but saw the tape and she has sex like an out of shape person..lololol

NYCGal
430 days ago

Stalking someone and wanting to be like someone is not going to get u anywhere. There is only going to be one of Kim. Just because u have long dyed black hair doesn't make u look like Kim. Go to school and get a real job. Ur fantasies ain't gonna pay the rent.

rich
430 days ago

uggghhh toooo big

Sheila
430 days ago

She is a fat cow, and she needs to face it, and Rob would spit on her, even though he is not at his best right now. Have you seen the women he has been with? that pig would never catch his eyes, she really, really needs to go and seek mental help for her issues, she says Kim's body is fake but yet she wants it, she says she hates Kim but yet she wants to be like her. Here is a tip Myla, no one wants to be friends, work with or associate with a gossip mongerer who goes around talking sh*t about other people so they can get fame, the only people that will deal with you are z list wanna bees like yourself. Please seek mental help.

belle
430 days ago

Single White Female-go watch it. I just can't believe that Dr. Schullman is doing her surgery. I don't think she was honest with the plastic surgeon as to why she's having the surgeries. Had she been honest that she's obsessed with Kim, I don't think the doctor would have agreed to perform the surgery. She says that she doesn't like how she doesn't like people bullying- hahaha! This Fatmire used to say some really nasty things about Kim. She's also delusional to think that she will be given hosting jobs(maybe at strip clubs or porn events). She so wants to be Kim that she thought that by making a porn would equate with Kim making a sex tape with her famous bf of 5 yrs and it was sold to vivid 2yrs later by the bf. Kim was also born rich and with famous rich friends. Fatmire doesn't have Kris Jenner for a mom either. I know she has a pr agent who makes all her "z" clients do porn when she signs them up. This creepy agent made Farrah use Kim's name in her porn and made her do surgery to look like Kim. Now that she has Fatmire who went out with Kim's ex she can keep making Fatmire use Kim's name by association. This girl is psychotic and Kim need an order of protection against her a s a p.

Sarah
430 days ago

They don't call her the 'fat kim k' because she resembles kim, they call her that because she was sloppy seconds following kim k. Sweetie, you look nothing like her!

maryse
430 days ago

she is creepy, definitely has psychological issues . Trying to emulate someone else? What a stalker. Be yourself Myla. You are scaring people and not to mention, annoying.
You are a rat, liar and snitch.
You will never have the fame that Kim has, you are not her.
You should concentrate on being yourself. Try t make it on your own instead of using the tactic of bashing others, or creating drama by using others names, just to try to gain some sort of fame.
That is pathetic. Use that energy to go to the gym to lose weight, eat healthy, create your own unique image . Get a stylist. You need some self confidence, but fame and money can't give you that.
I feel sorry for you and whatever issues you have with yourself.
ps. you also can't buy class, remember you are and will always just be a girl from New Jersey

blasius
378 days ago

myla.....i like you....i miss your lips, your body hot...