The Whole Miley Cyrus "Bangerz" Album is a Joke, Right?

8/25/2013 6:00 AM PDT, by
In case you weren't totally convinced that Miley Cyrus has lost her dadgum mind, this is allegedly the cover for her alleged new album, "Bangerz." And while yours truly is still trying to acquiesce to the idea of "Bangerz"  being a real thing, it doesn't appear to go with the 80's "Miami Vice"-looking photo on the cover that looks like it was Photoshopped by someone ... well, someone who's got very limited Photoshopping skills, not pointing any fingers or anything. Ahem. 

... Oh. Wait. No, yes, it does. This cover art actually wholly complements "Bangerz," and isn't that nice? Whatever, though, here's the most important question of all -- where's her tongue in all of this graphic design melee? Where is it?

Here's Miley's final cryptic take on the upcoming album: 

"Wait till you see what's inside." 

You just wait, y'all. YOU JUST WAIT.  
Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus

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641 days ago

Sarah , my us your insides.

Sarah Taylor
641 days ago

Eek, creepy "Silence of the Lambs" insides? Like, my intestines or a kidney or my cochlea or something? I'm keen on keeping them where they are. ... Unless, of course, I splatter on ground because the stupid plane I'm on right now can't decide if it want to travel at 30k feet or 20k feet. You know.

2 Replies
641 days ago

Pepper don't fly.
Sarah, you need to get down on your knees ..... And......pray....

Observer_The Lovely
641 days ago

Why not Bangerz and Whiggerz...??

641 days ago

Too far, Pepper.

On another note, I got alot of ass in the 80's, so bring it on.

641 days ago

I see more cameltoe at American Apparel then hanging out with my future wife Sarah........SIGH!

Observer_The Lovely
641 days ago

I'm impressed, Mr. Rokan.......

....back in the 80s all I could get was pussy and tits......

....and back in the was just tight pussy, loose shoes, and a warm place to shit....

Observer_The Lovely
641 days ago
641 days ago

Fucking Bangersz Fool! Ya heard!


641 days ago

This cover art looks so high school, what a joke

Just saying.
641 days ago

Not good.

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641 days ago

She is a joke!

640 days ago

Wow, I do hope she actually grows up at some point.