UPDATED: Miley Upset EVERYBODY With Her VMA Performance
UPDATE: The Huffington Post reports that the Smiths weren't reacting to Miley's performance, but all were simply caught in an unfortunate still. From the Huff Po:
The MTV audience cam, which was focused on the crowd all night, shows the Smiths were actually reacting to Lady Gaga's opening performance of "Applause." A look back at the feed also shows they weren't even too shocked by the 27-year-old pop star's scantily glad dance. Jaden's confused look was just some intense concentration. Willow's open mouth was caused by her gum chewing. What looked like a gasp was actually just a nose scratch.
See, guys, it wasn't just us common folk who Miley Cyrus kind of repulsed with her hip-popping, married man-grinding, bear-molesting, teeth-gnashing, tongue-lolling exorcism of a VMA performance, because that photo right there? That's Will, Jaden, and Willow Smith, all caught with their jaws down while they watched Miley jam alone, and then with Robin Thicke.
Miley Cyrus -- last night was flat-out scary, and you were not the hottest b---- in that place, all right? Get your head together, girl, and keep your tongue in it.
Check out the gallery of Miley's most awkward performance moments. It gets worse, guys, and then it gets worse again. And to add insult to injury, it doesn't even get any better after it does all that "worse."
Check out last night's liveblog if you missed any of the worst moments (there were a lot).