Taylor Swift's Claws Came Out at the VMAs, Whee!
Oh, guys, look -- it's Taylor Swift! Did you even see this video? Because it's nuts -- it features Taylor clearly saying "Shut the f--- up" to bestie Selena Gomez right when One Direction -- and, by virtue, her ex-boyfriend, Harry Styles -- took the stage to thank their fans for their win, and guys, it wasn't even a "Shut the f--- up, I can't even believe they won" thing, it was a "Seriously, shut the f--- up because I want to vomit in every cranial orifice you have." Which basically makes it that much better.
Love this, girl! Keep doing you!