Miley Cyrus' New Song is Pretty ... Awful

8/27/2013 2:29 PM PDT, by


Here you go, guys. This is "23," Miley Cyrus' new song with Wiz Khalifa. It's not that great. She raps. Like, a lot. She's not good at rapping. She actually says "I'm M.C. Hammer fly, you can't touch." You're probably not even going to be able to handle this, but you know what? You have to. You have to listen to this song, drink it in, and sit with it. You have to because it's the world we live in, and it's not going away. 

The good news is ... nope, sorry. No good news here. This is it. And it's horrendous.
Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus

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Shannon
361 days ago

Well that was just sad. Not as sad as using a giant foam finger as a penis, but close.

atomicpeach
361 days ago

Worst "song" ever.

Anonymous
361 days ago

Why do you guys look at only the negative? Lol have you heard wrecking ball? She's amazing. Why can't anybody just focus on the good.

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Natalie
361 days ago

Please tell me this song is not on the same new "Bangerz" album as "Wrecking Ball". Totally 2 bipolar songs. These two songs would not fit on the same album. This is awful, "Wrecking Ball" is amazing.

Natalie
361 days ago

Please tell me this song and Wrecking Ball are not on the same "Bangerz" album. 2 completely different songs, with 2 completely different messages. I'm feeling a Bipolar album. Please don't let this be included, it's awful. Wrecking Ball is so much better and meaningful!

Pepper
361 days ago

I'll wait for her XXX video......

Miley will be a big hit at...

https://www.facebook.com/pages/White-GIRL-MOB/15788711428...

kre
361 days ago

this song is hot!!!! Stop hating

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SammyG
361 days ago

She needs to quit making songs, she's doing it wrong.

Tanya
361 days ago

The real MC (mariah carey) will not like this. She probably already has "MC" trade marked

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Observer_The Lovely
361 days ago

Please bring back "Auto-tune".......


...but to be honest......this is as annoying as the four songs on my kid's Hannah Montana self-playing guitar.....

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Newsgal
361 days ago

At least it's not "We Can't Stop"........my ears bled slightly less on this one, probably because you can barely tell who the singer is.

luckycat
361 days ago

SHE SO LOVES THE HOOD.
I CAN'T WAIT TILL SHE LANDS IN GHETTO.
SHE NEEDS A REAL TASTE OF ALL THAT GLAMOUR AND GAME.
I THINK ALL THOSE DISNEY KIDS HAVE SOMETHING REALLY TERRIBLE HAPPENING TO THEM-ABUSE!!!!
THEY ALL ARE ALSO OF QUESTIONABLE ABILITIES/TALENTS.

Foam Finger
361 days ago

HAHA THIS MORON DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE "23" REFERS TO, WITHOUT SOMEONE FIRST TELLING HER!

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Rob
361 days ago

This is Mike Will Made It's new song featuring Miley Cyrus, Juicy J, and Wiz. It is not her song, she's just a guest vocalist.

Pepper
361 days ago

PSSSST...YOU MORONS...NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HER.
I'LL GIVE HER A FUCK, BUT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
THEN AGAIN, I LIKE FUCKING.
TRUE STORY, JUST ASK OBSERVER.

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Pepper
361 days ago

BTW...ALL YOU LOOSERS.....SARAH AND EMILY GET PAID TO KEEP HER FUCKING NAME UP ALL THE TIME.
IT'S CALLED PR

Pepper
361 days ago

OK, WHO WANTS TO BE FIRST TO SNIFF MY STRAP-ON?

COME ON, DON'T BE SHY LINE UP!
STEPHAN B?

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kimcheee
361 days ago

She looks like she's possessed.

Starlight
361 days ago

She seems to be going down the path of Britney Spears and Amanda Bynes. Sad.

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