Jesse Eisenberg's Feelings About Feeling Like a Douchebag Make Him More of a Douchebag

8/29/2013 4:00 PM PDT, by
We all remember that one Jesse Eisenberg interview, right? The one where he was an absolute jerk, where he was terribly rude and just all around awful? You remember. If not, here's a refresher:

That was almost three months ago, friends. Three whole months for Jesse to reflect on that, to process it, and to come to terms with how big of a douche he was. After all this time of not commenting on it, surely he has something worthwhile to say about it, right?


"People write whatever they want to write about once they’re behind a computer. I’m not in the loop at all, so the only time I hear about things is if somebody calls me and tells me that so yeah... it was a really odd thing. I was just told that you don’t have to think about that stuff if you don’t want to. There’s so much media and so much being written about everybody that even people who aren’t in the public eye now [are the subject of attention] so things tend to creep up and very quickly go away. So if I’m occasionally in something that’s public at the time, it feels like a big deal, but in the scheme of the world outside your own psyche, it’s nothing. [The media] is not what it used to be. I heard about some actor – I forgot who – in the fifties who was a heavy smoker and there’s not one picture of him ever taken with a cigarette in his mouth, and that’s just not possible now. If you’re worried about [your media presence] you can spend a lot of time worrying about it, but if you don’t worry about it, then it doesn’t matter."

So, according to Jesse, you can be as rude as you want to, you can be demeaning and offensive and basically whatever you like, and you don't even have to worry about it. Treat people however badly you want to, and then just forget about it, and everything's cool! What a revelation! Thanks for the miracle, Jesse*!

*He's actually the absolute worst. 
Filed Under:  Jesse Eisenberg , Interview

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1002 days ago

he is 100% correct.
take George Clooney.
the media portrays him as someone who likes pussy. In reality, he is a big pole smoker.

Observer_The Lovely
1001 days ago

Why can't he make her clothes disappear...??

Mr Nutt
1001 days ago

It takes a pole smoker to spot a pole smoker. So, all those girls Clooney was with must have cocks.

1001 days ago

Can't bear him

Mr Poop
1001 days ago

Its true. I just found out that my Uncle Stan, isn't really even my uncle, and yet, he convinced my to show him my balls at the family reunion.

What was that all about?

84 days ago

Too bad if this is true. Had Jessie Eisenberg not become an actor and a good one he'd be just another skinny, short nerdy guy slinking around NYC wondering why he can't get a date. Interesting that once a person becomes a "Star" what ever that means they believe their own press ... not what Jessie's "Press" would be. He could easily screw his own career by being rude and condescending to his fans. Stars burn out fast Jessie ... think about it.