Mariah Carey Is A Loving, Supportive Wife - NOT!
What do you think it's like to be married to Mariah Carey? Do you think she's one of those sweet, doting spouses who's always right by your side, supporting you in everything you do and believing in you every step of the way? If so, then you're correct! And by "correct," obviously I mean "have you ever even heard of Mariah Carey, get out of here with this, she's pretty much bananas."
Nick Cannon, the only dude out there who's lucky (???) enough to be in a life partnership with Mariah at her seasoned pop diva best, accidentally let us in on what it means to be Mr. Mariah Carey. And it's not that awesome:
"She thinks my music is a big joke, but so do I so it doesn't matter. My music is silly, you know what I mean, she makes anthems that changes people's lives. I make songs about shaking ya a--."
And yeah, Nick doesn't sound that sad, but isn't that kind of sad? Nick is an adorable dude, and he always, always goes on and on about how wonderful Mariah is. Even if he's not changing the world with his music, would it kill her to be a little supportive about it?