Thank Miley for This, Guys. Thank Her.

9/9/2013 4:00 PM PDT, by
0909_fish_rihanna
We're so, so sorry, you guys. We tried to stop this. We tried to tell Miley Cyrus to keep her tongue in her mouth, for we knew that something like this could happen. We knew that Hollywood was simply too unstable to be able to withstand those kinds of shenanigans. But no one listened, and Miley kept jutting that dang ol' tongue out at every opportunity, and now we are in the midst of a terrible, terrible epidemic.

Rihanna's going to start doing it all the time too, see? And her bestie, Katy Perry, will follow suit, and then in order to steal Katy's thunder, Lady Gaga will start with the tongue thing. Then all her obsessive fans will start, too, and then Perez Hilton will do it ironically, and it will just go on and on and on, until there is nothing left but people looking like fools with their tongues lolling out of their gobs.

Are you prepared to fight this?
Filed Under:  Rihanna , Photos

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Comments

Pepper
468 days ago

Best Rihanna photo ever.
This is right before Mr Brown threw a few punches.

http://tinyurl.com/nnprjw3

Tuco The Ugly
468 days ago

Senor Coach, don't look!

Mr Poop
468 days ago

Pepper,

Is that Greek yogurt?

Gildorg
468 days ago

I would happily wreck most of these girls asses...

I generally like fucking...

Just saying...

Cheers!

Robyn
468 days ago

Lets hope she is making fun of her.

Observer_The Lovely
467 days ago

Well said, Monsieur Gildorg...!!!!

Karen
467 days ago

Wlll say this, Miley has a longer, more slender tongue so it could easily be construed as sexy by the people who like that sort of thing whereas Ri's just makes the whole thing a derp face. So fail? Or maybe she knows she has a stubby tongue and that there's extra derp going on which adds to the insult. Then again, you can't get much more derpy than hooking back up with the guy who nearly beat you to death so we all lose.