Aww, James Franco Was an Adorable Kiss-Ass at 14, Too!

9/10/2013 12:45 PM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Oh guys, you're not even going to be able to get past the magnitude of this adorableness that James Franco unknowingly bestowed upon us some 21 years ago, and not even in a backhanded kind of "Har har har, James Franco used to be an adorable douchebag and DOUCHEBAG," no -- this is actually really cute and really sincere, and even if his parents made him write this eloquent apology letter to a man whose property James egged, so be it. 

Check it out

Adorable, right? But also, "Ted" Franco? What's that business? Good thing he changed his mind about that "Ted" business and went with "James" as his professional name when all was said and done with. ... Not that there's anything wrong with "Ted," to all the Teds out there, it's just that there's no way in hell James could have ever not been branded a forever-douche with a name like "Ted Franco" and a face like ... well, like James Franco's.

Too cute, though, right?  
Filed Under:  James Franco , Photos

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994 days ago

What the fuck is this even about?

994 days ago

Are we allowed to change Avatars?
I found one that is just gross.

994 days ago


994 days ago

Im going to say that's "Jed" and not Ted. Franco's name is James Edward Franco. I have close friend and his name is James Edward and goes by Jed

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994 days ago

Jesus H. Christ, I thought you retarded ass women were lesbians? Or is it the fact that the gays, like Ted, all stuck together like a semen filled ass gasket.

Fuck James Franco. He has no nuts. Period. He might as well be a woman.

Observer_The Lovely
994 days ago

Pepper is changing to his "real life" photo???

994 days ago

I, too, think it's "Jed."

994 days ago

Ahaha, he is sort of brilliant.

994 days ago

It's definitely Jed. That's why the first letter of it looks not a whit like the T of "ThanKyou" right above it.

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994 days ago

Lots of people with the name Edward have the nickname "Ted".

Mr Poop
994 days ago

Crysta is right,

I have an iguana whose name is Edward, but everyone calls him Ted.

True story

994 days ago

I'm going to say..."Fred"
I'm right!