Ain't No Party Like a GOOP Party 'Cause a GOOP Party is Absolutely Ridiculous

9/13/2013 1:00 PM PDT, by


Don't lie, you know you always wanted to know what it would be like to attend a party thrown by none other than the GOOP queen herself, Gwyneth Paltrow. What kind of themes she'd choose, who would be in attendance, if she would dance and, if so, what kind of moves she would do, and whether or not she would be That Girl who made out with her lady friends for pictures. And thanks to this very special video, you don't have to wonder anymore! You learn that she'd chose an English garden theme, stars like Cameron Diaz, Sarah Jessica Parker, and cutest mom ever, Blythe Danner would show up, she would definitely dance, but not in a way that is at all acceptable, and yes, yes she would be That Girl. She would be That Girl so hard.

Have you ever seen anything sillier in your whole entire life?

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Filed Under:  Gwyneth Paltrow

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solwalker
405 days ago

i told you drag queens arent better looking than real women, wait what, nevermind

Rokan
405 days ago

I would have like to seen some more passionate kissing at the end, and maybe a little fingering