Playtime is Over, Paris Hilton -- Maybe It's Time to Grow Up Now

9/13/2013 4:30 AM PDT, by
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Oh, Paris Hilton. When are you going to finally resign to the fact that you're not 19 years old anymore? Girl, you look great, and that's not even the question here, but maybe you should focus more on figuring out what you're going to do with the rest of your life rather than choosing to pal around with a dude who makes major money photographing young, in-the-minute men and women. Maybe you could stop riding the coattails of your family fortune and quit trying to make the DJ-ing and record-making happen, because it's not going to happen. Pull an "Eat, Pray, Love" and get on with yourself -- if for no one else but you alone, you owe it to the universe to make a change. 

Seriously, girl, take a look at your some of your old friends -- Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears ... are you really going to be the very last one to grow up out of all of them? Huh? Come on now. You're (probably) better than this.

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Observer_The Lovely
407 days ago

My dick always seems to "grow up" at the sight of Paris Hilton nudes....

.....she's done a good job of staying fuckable over the years.....

trasjman
407 days ago

lmao, you creeple are funny. you act like she should go move into a tent with a shopping cart on skidrow, just because her family is rich. how many of your parents kicked you out the home and told you to live on skidrow, because 'that was your family's fortune' and you have no right to take from it? ya'll are some HYPOCRITES. it's her fortune. that is why rich people have HEIRS (aka CHILDREN!). TO IN-HEIR-IT THEIR FORTUNE YOU IDIOTS. NOT LOOK AT IT THROUGH A BULLET PROOF GLASS WINDOW.

Mr Poop
407 days ago

I wonder what her clam smells like

MQ
407 days ago

She's hot, rich and people like looking at her. Why the hell wouldn't she keep doing what works??

R U SERIOUS?
407 days ago

If that guy doesn't look like a pedophile, I don't know what does. FYI Terry Richardson is a well know satanist, he's even photographed beastiality...HE'S A PSYCHOPATH

Right
407 days ago

Is that Paris posting all the nice comment's about herself ? Nobody pay's any attention to her anymore ... She look's like a 40 old trying to be 18.

Matt
407 days ago

Dearest Sarah Taylor Spangenberg,

Bullying again I see? Tsk, tsk.

Good old Harvey Levin waxes poetic about how great Paris is. You know that right? He goes on and on about how her fragrance line alone has made 1 BILLION dollars. He talks about how amazing her transformation is and how her being a very in demand DJ is incredible.

Then I come here and you are putting her down and making fun of her.

Yeah, you really have the pulse of what people think. Maybe you are the one stuck in the 90s?

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 oh geez
407 days ago

I am laughing so hard at the comments about how people want to bang her. I still remember her prescription for Valtrex and genital herpes diagnoses that was found in her storage locker.

Good luck with that, fellas.

geago
407 days ago

Sarah, there is no reason to shame this woman. We include everyone in our society these days regardless if you like it or not. You don't get to say ugly things to a woman and get away with it because you are a woman. If you have an issue by all means state it but there is no need to create shame. I am not considered a fan however I'm sure her family and friends love her.

Lanieful
407 days ago

Terry Richardson is a really sick guy. It is amazing that celebrities do NOT care about what this man has been accused of doing. He has a blog where he photographed his sexual exploits with VERY young, naive girls who want to be models. Even one Maybelline model lashed out at a poor girl who felt victimized by Terry. Google up model Charlotte Free --- and see how she joined in on the sexist drivel Terry spews.

He's a piece of cr*p.... and don't tell me that Paris, Miley, Lindsay and all the other low-lifes who have worked with him -don't know that.. Paris and company-- are helping him promote himself even more -- thereby ensnaring more female victims....

Any female with an ounce of integrity would NOT even consider working with this piece of slime.

Mr Poop
407 days ago

Paris has the herp, and Terry Richardson's cock is 10" long.

At least that what Pepper told me last night when we were folding laundry

Omaly
407 days ago

Poor girl !!!! Lol

lashawn
407 days ago

who is this creep?

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Mr Poop
407 days ago

Hey,

If these dumb cunts keep letting him photograph them doing dirty things, who gives a shit.

Here' one of his photos, I think that's Dakota Fanning, if I know my starlets.
http://tinyurl.com/mmnbymj


Thanks for playing

lashawn
407 days ago

is paris hilton a hemmaphrodite cause i couldve sworn i saw a a small piece of her dick poking out on the left side of her bathing suit

Mr Poop
407 days ago

lashawn,

Good eye, but I think that's labia

prettycb
407 days ago

UGH Terry Richardson. He needs to go away and very fast. He directed "Wrecking Ball" I believe too. This is the story I read and was completely horrified that people still let him in the industry: http://jezebel.com/5494634/meet-terry-richardson-the-worl...