Jennifer Love Hewitt! No!

9/14/2013 11:00 AM PDT, by
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Jennifer Love Hewitt. Girl. What are you even thinking? Are you taking maternitywear pointers from Kim Kardashian or someone? Because aside from her, the only other pregnant woman who ever dared to wear The Most Horrible of Horrible Maternity Clothing was Jessica Simpson, and I don't think even she would like this weird, uncomfortable-looking leather frock. 

Sweetie, you're probably the most adorable pregnant woman to ever exist, and it's due in part to the fact that you've wanted this for so, so long. Bearing that in mind, why don't you make the most of it on the fashion end of the hosue? This is something you're going to want to look back on with happiness and comfort and pride, and this ... this vest thing just doesn't quite fit into any of those categories. Man.

Hope you're well otherwise!

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cyreena
407 days ago

Fishwrapper needs to write less like teenagers and more like journalists! Obviously a woman's point of view is fine but the sweetie's and we love u but... your writing too girly even for me! You sound like 12 year old girls writing these articles! Step it up a few years and I would read more of your stories!

cyreena
407 days ago

To add to my comment, obviously your target audience is tweens but some of us a little older like to read your stories too but they are too cutesy ~ girly! I could write articles that are cool and funny but not so young sounding, so I KNOW you guys can do it!

Pepper
407 days ago

And now we have to deal with your pop up page?
WTF?

Robb7
405 days ago

Agree, your writing style mimics Hollywood Life with sparkles and unicorns!! And BTW, Jennifer's maternity style doesn't resemble Kardashian's in any way. She looks great!