Britney Spears' New Song Is Actually Kind of Phenomenal

9/15/2013 8:00 AM PDT, by


Warning: this video contains adult language, specifically the word "b----" about a million trillion times.

Well, here is it, friends, Britney Spears' brand new single, "Work B----." It was all set to be released tomorrow, but wouldn't you know it, someone went ahead and leaked it today. And it's a good thing they did, because it's a pretty incredible song.

No, wait, hear me out. You might be thinking "there's no way Britney Spears released a song that could be called incredible," and yeah, all right, it's not like she composed a symphony or anything, but it's a really fun, upbeat little song. It's incredible pop. OK, and now that you've started listening, you're probably thinking "uh, for real, this is supposed to be good?" Just trust me, all right? Once you get past the semi-awkward opening and after you come to terms with the fact that yes, she's going to use that really weird accent throughout the entire thing, the song really picks up. And that's when you'll fall in love, guys. That's when you'll know how amazing this is.

Seriously, that accent though, what even is that?
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Fido
217 days ago

It's not really that great.

willow
217 days ago

no. just no.

Marci
217 days ago

uh- just awful. disappointing

Stephan B.
217 days ago

How come everything y'all like we hate, and everything y'all hate we love? Fishwrapper, the stinky truth..

Tom
217 days ago

Emily, funny write up!! It's got a good beat & easy to dance to-I give it an 8.

jt885
217 days ago

Wow this has to be the worst single she done in a few years.

Dean
217 days ago

More AUTOTUNED crap!!!!!

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Fat chick
217 days ago

Bad, just bad.

lifeisprecious
217 days ago

Meh, it's okay. I closed my eyes and bobbed my head to it. There'll be a zillion remixes that will sound better. When did Britney's last album come out? Seems like it's been awhile. If this is the best she could come up with after all that time, she should give up being a singer and become a mime.

Luis
217 days ago

The song is great. It's a first single to build hype and it's doing the job right! I love it and will dance to it all day! Besides it better than the shit on the radio right now! Bye y'all!

Apres Ski
217 days ago

How come Britney looks like there's nobody at home in this photo? Her eyes look vacant & there's nobody at home.

It's OK but I wouldn't buy it. It's good for exercising.

Jermey
217 days ago

LOVE it. pop perfection.

Mark
217 days ago

Wow, been a long time since I liked a britney song, I think it's fun y

RK
217 days ago

After hearing this song you guys say is great, I can only say I'm damn glad I grew up in the 70's when the music was truly legendary. work bitch-great lyrics, auto tuned, thick congested production, no chorus.. yeah, great song.

Lauren
217 days ago

Hey, I'm the first one to hope for a truly great Britney song. This wasn't it. It was auto-tuned to death, and what the hell is that fake accent? Oh, and the cover shot could not possibly have been more photo-shopped. Her boobs and legs actually look blurry! We all know Brit Brit doesn't look like that anymore. Give us some credit, would ya?

W.e.
217 days ago

Better than that over hyped lady gaga.

Gen
217 days ago

Love me some Brittney! But that song wasn't all that. Certainly not "phenomenal"

Goran
217 days ago

The singer regularly works out dance rehearsals and preparing for their stay in “Planet Hollywood” in Las Vegas, which will perform this winter.

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Deesker
217 days ago

As bad as it gets. She's not even singing.

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Kelli
217 days ago

I LOVE Britney, but I want to hear something more real. Like maybe a ballad or something that really showcases her voice. This song is ok, but not a song I would have released as the first single. This sounds like it belongs on her Blackout album. I just was expecting something new with a different sound. Oh well, I love her anyways and hopefully she will mix it up on this album.

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