Sorry, Guys, Kris Jenner is Kind of ... Well, She's Not Awful to Look at, All Right?

9/16/2013 3:00 AM PDT, by
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It's finally happened, friends -- Kris Jenner has gone and outdone both of her youngest daughters -- who are 16 and 17 years old, respectively -- in bikini photos, because why not? The scary part about the whole thing, though (any possibility of Photoshop aside), is that Kris actually looks really, really good, and not just for someone Kris's age (57) -- she looks good for basically anyone of any age. 

See what you have to look forward to, youth of America? See what you've created by incessantly following shows like "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"? You've created a preternaturally youthful conglomeration of the most fame-seeking, attention-loving people on the planet, and basically no matter what you do to stop it, they're always going to look better than you, and they're always going to have way more money than you, and they're always going to look a sick amount younger than you. Sorry, friends, but there is no "keeping up with the Kardashians" in a real life sense. Game over. 


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D.Burkhardt
411 days ago

UGH!!!

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Steve Brey
411 days ago

Useually I stick up for Sarah and her posts but ummm no not this time....she's old and ugly....I know homeless people who look better.

crystal
411 days ago

ATTENTION??? She needs to stop!! That is just embarrassing! She is trying her best to stay the whore on top.....sickening!!!!

Pamela
411 days ago

I feel like throwing up a little bit.

Sheri
411 days ago

Why is Kris Jenner trying so hard to act like her young teenage daughters ?Yes, she has a nice body, nice skin, and even nice make-up. But she is 57 years old and it's time she dresses in approiate clothing. She is a mom and a grandmother. I am not saying she should not dress sexy, but she can be classy about it.

TrixxiX
411 days ago

Is this for real? Who would want a picture of her, except...her

Robb7
411 days ago

Does this plastic surgery hag think this desperate photo will take the stink off her daughters' woes! Sorry, but your daughters are still linked to a psycho, crackhead, and a lazy douche.

JF
411 days ago

Of course she does ... she's had more plastic surgery than that Hispanic chick that looks like the Joker. I'd look that good as well if I could afford thousands in nips, tucks and sucks.

Raven
411 days ago

Botox, liposuction, photoshop, strategic lighting, makeup and hair stylist and the right lense. Oh and she's still half in the water, so we can't see her flabby ass belly.

This article is even dumber than those written about Kim and Kanye and their little bastard child.

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Stephan B.
411 days ago

I love the smell of vomit in the morning, thanx

Jenna
411 days ago

Oh, come on, show this cow's bottom half!

Truth dealer
411 days ago

Between the Botox, plastic surgery, and photoshop can you call this a real photo? She should change her name to "Kris Headroom.

caleigh
411 days ago

She can't get her eldest daughters to keep the family brand relevant so she her and Kendall will take a stab at it...can you say desperate !!

Mitchell James
411 days ago

She looks great stop hating her for being fine.I think she's a boss......congrats k Jenner

Herb
411 days ago

notice they don't show her GARGANTUAN matronly ass and she has been photoshopped to look like Kim

aquanet
411 days ago

Another FFEEBLE, DESPARATE attempt to compete with her MUCH younger daughters. SAD and APTHETIC really. Apparently Grandma needs some attention, and a lot less airbrushing and photo-shopping. What an insecure mess. Freud would have a field day with this one. Go back to just pimping out your kids, because you can't compete with them.

aquanet
411 days ago

Another FFEEBLE, DESPARATE attempt to compete with her MUCH younger daughters. SAD and APTHETIC really. Apparently Grandma needs some attention, and a lot less airbrushing and photo-shopping. What an insecure mess. Freud would have a field day with this one. Go back to just pimping out your kids, because you can't compete with them.

sallysuelee
411 days ago

whoa, whoa, whoa... who gives anyone the power to decide whats appropriate for old ppl & young ppl? We're not slaves to anyone else's notion of how things r supposed to be. Sure, I think this lady has a mental 'ish' with looking young and all, but bottom line, if a 90 year old granny wants to parade in a bikini.. that's her freaking right!!!!! period.

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Daisy
411 days ago

So obviously photo-shopped! We are supposed to believe a woman her age has not one wrinkle or blemish anywhere on her skin? How pathetic...

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laura
411 days ago

What moron wrote this!? sooo dumb. & Kris is FUGLY!!

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