Sorry, Guys, Kris Jenner is Kind of ... Well, She's Not Awful to Look at, All Right?
It's finally happened, friends -- Kris Jenner has gone and outdone both of her youngest daughters -- who are 16 and 17 years old, respectively -- in bikini photos, because why not? The scary part about the whole thing, though (any possibility of Photoshop aside), is that Kris actually looks really, really good, and not just for someone Kris's age (57) -- she looks good for basically anyone of any age.
See what you have to look forward to, youth of America? See what you've created by incessantly following shows like "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"? You've created a preternaturally youthful conglomeration of the most fame-seeking, attention-loving people on the planet, and basically no matter what you do to stop it, they're always going to look better than you, and they're always going to have way more money than you, and they're always going to look a sick amount younger than you. Sorry, friends, but there is no "keeping up with the Kardashians" in a real life sense. Game over.