MILEY CYRUS CAN'T BE STOPPED (Needs to Stop)
If you're surprised that she's nude on this brand-spanking-new Bangerz alternate album cover (it's one of a few, don't go too nuts looking for them; they're out there to be seen, friends), then you're crazy, because it's pretty wise to assume that anything big and shocking and alternate that Miley Cyrus decides to drop on us is probably going to have something to do with nudity. Or a tongue. That's kind of her thing lately, guys.
In any case, it's Miley as you've seen her a lot before -- covering up only nipples.
Way to go, girl? Way to be diligent in the follow-through?