Who Would Have Ever Thought That This Douche Would Turn Out All Right?
Doesn't it seem like just yesterday that Jon Gosselin was sauntering around, free from Kate Gosselin, rocking his Ed Hardy fashions and dating the woman who would go on to have Michael Lohan's child? It was actually more like a couple years though, and the Jon Gosselin of today is not a whole lot like the Jon Gosselin of yesterday (and there is no way we can ever repay the universe for that fantastic fact). No, the Jon Gosselin of today has actually managed to act like a grown up.
Jon got a job as a waiter, guys! He figured out that he wasn't going to make it doing, uh, whatever he was doing for income before, and he got a job as a waiter. He even kind of likes it!
"At first I was nervous because I was like, 'How are people going to react?' But then I'm thinking, 'Well it's fun and I get to talk to people.' And they technically already know me…they're like 'Are you the guy?' I'm like, 'Yeah, I'm the guy.' I don't regret anything. You learn from your mistakes. That's what builds you to who you are today."
See, Job turned out all right! And if there's hope for him, there's hope for anyone. Even Michael Lohan. (Maybe.) (Probably not, actually.) (Let's just be happy for Jon Gosselin.)