Get Ready to Lay Your Childhood Innocence to Rest: SPICE GIRLS ORGY!

9/20/2013 7:00 AM PDT, by
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Depending on your age, taste in music, and willingness to admit super embarrassing highlights of your childhood, there's a pretty decent chance that you used to be completely and utterly obsessed with the Spice Girls. You probably had your favorite girl, and you probably made up dances to all the songs and maybe you even put together an awful, budget mess of a Halloween costume so that for one blessed night, you too could be one of those legendary ladies. You probably never considered the possibility that, behind the scenes, they were all making out with each other like a bunch of horny animals.

But they were! At least according to Melanie Brown (Mel B, duh), who told Howard Stern all sorts of weird stories. He asked if she was attracted to any of the other girls, and she answered with "always. They're my homies," and that's innocent enough. But then things got a little more real:

“I kissed all of them, yes. I got my tongue pierced and I wanted to try out my tongue piercing and so I kissed them all.”

But what about .. what about more than kissing?

“Back in the day I had fun.”

Oh GOD. RIP, childhood. RIP, innocence and wide-eyed wonder. You died so that uncomfortable images and broken dreams could live. Hope you're happy, Mel B.
Filed Under:  Spice Girls , Melanie Brown , Interview

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DD
397 days ago

This doesn't surprise me.

Danny Savage
397 days ago

I can't believe I watched there movie.. But Posh spice or Victoria.. geez she is still smoking hawt.

DD
397 days ago

This doesn't surprise me.

Chaz
397 days ago

Sad fact Em, chicks are only 3 drinks away from a lesbo experience....

BarelyparaLegal
397 days ago

This is pretty much the most amazing story I will ever read. It's like my childhood got morphed into my adult fantasy in one interview by Mel B. Zigazigahhhh.

Twitter: BarelyparaLegal

ES
397 days ago

I could tell this was written by a woman without even looking at the byline, cuz most guys already had that image in their head from back in the day.

willow
396 days ago

this is the best thing I will read all day. I had a really big poster of the Spice Girls in my kitchen. Nothing like making pancakes while singing "all the people of the world SPICE UP YOUR LIFE!"