Quotables: Snooki Needs to Quit Her Complaining
"My boobs are disgusting. My boobs are hanging, my boobs got so big. You can't see now because I have a bra – I have a Victoria's Secret Wonder Bra on – but when I don't, they just sag and it's like skin, so I am thinking of getting a boob job maybe ... I want to feel confident with my boobies and I don't."
--Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi to Bethenny Frankel on "Bethenny" about how "disgusting" her boobs are, and how they're "like skin," and how she's maybe thinking of plastic surgery and SHUT UP, SNOOKI. You're adorable these days, and you seem like a really super mom, and your fiance isn't even all that grating like some of the other toolboxes you've dated in the past. Things are all right -- just leave them alone and be happy, dammit, OK? You're perfectly lovely just the way you are.