Quotables: Rihanna Fails to Define Classy (Again)
"Either I was f--- wasted lastnight, or I saw a Thai woman pull a live bird,2 turtles,razors,shoot darts and ping pong, all out of her p----y. The birds feathers were all damp! Lol And THEN she tried to turn water into coke in her $!! Uhh yea, all I'm saying is water went in and soda came out! I'm traumatized!!!"
--Rihanna on partying it up in Thailand, and the rest you can read yourself, because it's too disturbing to even reiterate.
Have you guys ever heard of the word "grody," or is that a regional thing? It's in Urban Dictionary listed as "disgusting, dirty or just plain unappealing," and upon further investigation, you can find that its origins possibly stem from the British slang, "grotty," which basically means the same thing. God knows we Americans can't pronounce any damn thing the way it was initially intended, so no surprises there.
Honestly, though, it just fits. Because when -- ahem -- some people read Rihanna's raunchy tweets, that's one of the first things they think of -- "Ugh, dear God, how grody." And yes, Rihanna is positively grody, and it's just not cute. Rihanna can try to be as lovely and beautiful as she can, but when she opens her mouth? Well. She basically ruins the rest of the package.