Quotables: Rihanna Fails to Define Classy (Again)

9/24/2013 3:00 AM PDT, by
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"Either I was f--- wasted lastnight, or I saw a Thai woman pull a live bird,2 turtles,razors,shoot darts and ping pong, all out of her p----y. The birds feathers were all damp! Lol And THEN she tried to turn water into coke in her $!! Uhh yea, all I'm saying is water went in and soda came out! I'm traumatized!!!"

--Rihanna on partying it up in Thailand, and the rest you can read yourself, because it's too disturbing to even reiterate.

Have you guys ever heard of the word "grody," or is that a regional thing? It's in Urban Dictionary listed as "disgusting, dirty or just plain unappealing," and upon further investigation, you can find that its origins possibly stem from the British slang, "grotty," which basically means the same thing. God knows we Americans can't pronounce any damn thing the way it was initially intended, so no surprises there. 

Honestly, though, it just fits. Because when -- ahem -- some people read Rihanna's raunchy tweets, that's one of the first things they think of -- "Ugh, dear God, how grody." And yes, 
Rihanna is positively grody, and it's just not cute. Rihanna can try to be as lovely and beautiful as she can, but when she opens her mouth? Well. She basically ruins the rest of the package. 

See? Grody.
Filed Under:  Rihanna , Photos , sex

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willow
452 days ago

I may never sleep again...

beee
452 days ago

You guys have the worst viewpoints of all the blogs. You make something out of nothing far too often. I accept a lot of hoopla over things that aren't that big of a deal because I enjoy celebrity blogs. But you guys always try to dramatize nothing. She is "positively grody" ?? Come on. For one, everyone knows the crazy stuff that goes down in Thailand. For two, is the writer in 7th grade? Ugh.

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Beth
452 days ago

Most people go to the sex shows in Patpong. *shrug* It's not really a big deal. It's certainly not erotic and once is more than enough. It's just something you do..same as in Amsterdam. Usually the performers look about like someone's grandmother and yes, they do all the things described..and look like they've been doing them for about 100 years. Then they come around with a basket asking for tips and despite the "grot" factor...you can't help but think, "Aw, it's someone's granny, how cute." so you put money in.

Pryllz
452 days ago

YAWN!!!!!!

m
452 days ago

TMZ... please fire this lame ass who calls herself a writer. So sick of the idiotic posts and ridiculously exaggerated stories.

Rob
452 days ago

It's not as traumatic as seeing a kid come out.

Swill ah
452 days ago

Worst blogger....it's like why not tell the world you suck at ...........everything .....fish shout downs

Tux13s
452 days ago

This Sarah Taylor has got to be the worse writer TMZ ever hired, Woman you suck bad!!!!!

Tux13s
452 days ago

I hope RiRi will get to wipe this out of her memory, but this is so funny!