Quotables: Paula Patton is Either the Coolest Chick Ever, or the Most Deluded Chick Ever
"It doesn't affect me anymore at all. It's just so funny because when I saw him perform I was like, 'You guys killed it!' We hugged each other, we went out, celebrated. The next day, my cell phone [has] all these texts: 'Praying for you.' 'If you need to talk, I'm here.' It was all about the Miley thing and I thought, Why are people making such a big deal about it? Quite frankly, all my friends dance like that with him. He's like the guy that you can dance with, 'cause he's safe!"
--Paula Patton lets us all know that Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus' dance of shame is not even an issue anymore.
Is anybody else getting a hearty chuckle from the "He's safe!" thing? Because sure, he's totally safe until them lines start to get blurry and he accidentally finds his hand up inside some young lady. And isn't it so very LOL-worthy that people decided to pray for poor Paula after her husband got twerked all over? It was serious, you guys. That demonic demon touched his crotch with THE DEVIL'S HAND and then he got a BONER maybe.
This quote is just full of giggles, friends, and I hope you enjoy every last one of them.