Avril Lavigne Would Have a Cute Baby if She Were Impregnated by Avril Lavigne
Let's just get it out on the table -- Avril Lavigne is adorable, if you take away all the Devil's Horns and checkered punk attire. She can sing, she's written some catchy tunes, and she had the good sense to get her crap together unlike many of her other musical peers of a certain age. But then she married Nickelback's Chad Kroeger, and if you're to believe what looks to be like a baby bump in the above video, then she might have just reproduced with the dude who positively growled "How You Remind Me" intentionally.
Check out the video and see for yourself, but here -- have this for your arsenal of possible proof, too: