Kaley Cuoco's Weird Proposal Story Doesn't Make Her Weird Engagement Any Less Weird
You've heard this strange story by now: Kaley Cuoco is engaged to Ryan Sweeting, the guy she's been dating for three months. And by the way, that's three months according to Kaley's people, not three months in the real world, because the only way she's been dating Ryan Sweeting for three whole months is if she started dating him the literal second after she broke up with Henry Cavill. It's just ... strange.
But you know, sometimes people really do just know, so maybe this is one of those times, right? I mean, surely if we heard the charming, romantic way in which this guy proposed to our beloved Kaley, we could see why she's comfortable with moving so quickly:
"[He] actually started a little fight with me and threw me off. I was like, 'Oh my God, things aren't great.' He surprised me at the end of the night … [when] he popped the ring out. It was amazing."
Uh ... OK. So the night of their engagement, he started "a little fight" with her? How romantic and ideal -- NOT. Are we really supposed to think that that's an "amazing" story? Really though, think about someone that you dated for a couple months who then began starting fights when you went out. Now imagine getting engaged to them and marrying them. Is there a universe in which that makes sense at all? Trick question, guys, because it's apparently this one.
Love you, Kaley, but maybe think this one through a little more, all right? Please?