Tiger Woods Really Needs to Lighten Up Already

10/4/2013 8:00 AM PDT, by

Here's your favorite legendary Lothario, Tiger Woods, and he's giving his new girlfriend, Lindsey Vonn, the stink eye because she had the sheer audacity to put a very domesticated animal on his shoulder -- an animal that goes by the name of Sammy the Squirrel -- and guys, dude needs to chill. By the way he recoiled and snottily looked at both his girl and the squirrel, you'd think she went and took a big gigantic dump on his back (the squirrel, not his girlfriend). 

LIGHTEN UP, TIGER.

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gutsygirl
298 days ago

If someone had stuck a rodent on my neck it'd have been Rocky the Flying Squirrel.

Observer_The Lovely
298 days ago

I would pound her with my pitching wedge for that bullshit.....

Lisa
298 days ago

That didn't look like he was being snotty. He was trying to pay attention and then it shows the squirrel still on him and his GF petting it.

Jmama
297 days ago

I didnt see the stink eye

JMO
297 days ago

Sarah & other writers on this site are very immature with their headlines & articles! Thet try to make them sound so dramatic. Actually looks childish & ignorant.

X
297 days ago

Learn how to write a sentence. That first sentence ISN'T a sentence. I think you meant to include "shoulder" or something else there.

You might want to, you know, have someone ELSE look at it before you post.

Ryan Bu
297 days ago

Fish Wrapper is wack af! Liars! I would be pissed if somone put an animal on me. He was being serious, probably working! Cuz golf is his phucking job arseholes!

HappyGoLucky
297 days ago

Exaggerated article. You call that a stink-eye and say he needs to chill? He was barely paying attention and was obviously looking/concentrating at something going on elsewhere. Right before the camera cuts away you can actually see a grin forming on his face! I'd say he was chill about it.

Mr Poop
297 days ago

I wonder how he feels about her beaver?