Miley Cyrus' SNL Appearance is Going to Be Worse Than the VMAs
Tonight's the night, guys -- what're your plans? You going to take it easy and maybe get some Chinese takeout and watch reruns of "The Big Bang Theory" while you sit in freshly laundered jammies? Or maybe you're gonna pull a "Jersey Shore" and plan on tripping the lights or whatever all fantastic, getting dolled up to go out and hit some clubs. Who really knows. Whatever option sounds more appealing to you, there's one thing that's probably for certain -- you're gonna be home in time to watch Miley Cyrus making a complete and total ass out of herself on "Saturday Night Live," because tonight is that night.
Sources close to the production say that Miley has been preparing for a "shock and awe" all week long, and if we're to believe that, then it sure sounds like the VMAs might end up being nothing compared to what this might turn out to be. Is Miley going to impersonate Sinead O'Connor? Is she going to show up naked? Will she have all of her teeth pulled on stage without local anesthesia? Is she going to get herself banned from ever hosting SNL again? Who really knows, but one thing is certain -- everybody's going to be talking about it for at least the next week, so be prepared.
If there's one thing that's a fairly assumed guarantee, it's that Miley's unfortunately not going to give up on annoying the hell out of us until we all die from it, one by one by one. Be prepared.