Miley Cyrus' SNL Appearance is Going to Be Worse Than the VMAs

10/5/2013 12:00 PM PDT, by
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Tonight's the night, guys -- what're your plans? You going to take it easy and maybe get some Chinese takeout and watch reruns of "The Big Bang Theory" while you sit in freshly laundered jammies? Or maybe you're gonna pull a "Jersey Shore" and plan on tripping the lights or whatever all fantastic, getting dolled up to go out and hit some clubs. Who really knows. Whatever option sounds more appealing to you, there's one thing that's probably for certain -- you're gonna be home in time to watch Miley Cyrus making a complete and total ass out of herself on "Saturday Night Live," because tonight is that night. 

Sources close to the production say that Miley has been preparing for a "shock and awe" all week long, and if we're to believe that, then it sure sounds like the VMAs might end up being nothing compared to what this might turn out to be. Is Miley going to impersonate Sinead O'Connor? Is she going to show up naked? Will she have all of her teeth pulled on stage without local anesthesia? Is she going to get herself banned from ever hosting SNL again? Who really knows, but one thing is certain -- everybody's going to be talking about it for at least the next week, so be prepared. 

If there's one thing that's a fairly assumed guarantee, it's that Miley's unfortunately not going to give up on annoying the hell out of us until we all die from it, one by one by one. Be prepared. 
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D. Burkhardt
392 days ago

I'll be in bed. Y'all (media) can "shock and awe" me with the repetitious coverage for the next week or so. yawn.

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Agree
392 days ago

I'm not falling for it either. I'll let you do the dirty work.

Monksolo
392 days ago

I'd rather be raped with a wrecking ball then try to sit through another Miley Cyrus performance. Besides, whatever happens, I know I'll have to hear about it for the next two months anyway.

Sarah
392 days ago

GROSS.....I would rather eat glass than hear another thing about this poor excuse of a human being....Quit giving her attention!!!! TEAM SINEAD!!!

Margie S.
392 days ago

Ditto. She can shove all the foam fingers up her snatch and be the slut she so desires to be all the while mommy watches with pride from stage right. Sinead nailed it. The only folks who care to watch are those that simply like watching train wrecks.

Margie S.
392 days ago

Ditto. She can shove all the foam fingers up her snatch and be the slut she so desires to be all the while mommy watches with pride from stage right. Sinead nailed it. The only folks who care to watch are those that simply like watching train wrecks.

Brian
392 days ago

I don't waste my time watching much TV. I definitely won't be watching crappy SNL. That show sure has gone downhill. Miley Cyrus as guest host? Talk about desperate. Yuck.

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Cheds
392 days ago

Don't care. Not watching.

Rhubino
392 days ago

Is she going to shoot and OD on heroin while enacting a Tijuana Donkey Show? If that's the case, sign me up.

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mark
392 days ago

huh. I don't believe that this smelly little half wit has ever even heard of the word "dignity" let alone behave as if she ever had any. that said, i'm expecting her to get on stage, drop her panties and pinch off a steaming and no doubt putrid brown log on stage while her equally unpleasantly fragranced tongue hangs out of her mouth. whenever I see this half-wit, i'm reminded that the music industry seems solely concerned with an entertainer's (never will I consider these pop nitwits as legitimate "artists") image or shtick or gimmick as opposed to musical or instrumental talent. remember frank zappa? miles davis? jerry Garcia? sonny rollins? jimi Hendrix? jimmy page? if you're 18 then unfortunately the answer is "nope". the music industry has succeeded in turning young people into brain-dead twerps who lack perspicacity and even basic thinking

JCMJCNJ
392 days ago

No live promos. Did she even show up for rehersals?
Just saying.....

nobodycaresaboutmiley
392 days ago

really, I try to like some of the SNL skits just because of the history of the show & some of the past real talent.
but this Smelly Sinus chick gives me the dry heaves.
why is the media whore getting more attention?

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Nonnie
392 days ago

*Yawn* I'll miss it. I've seen enough of her nasty tongue to last a lifetime. Yesterday's news.

onelove
392 days ago

Why does this picture look like she's wearing dentures?

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lifeisprecious
392 days ago

It would be nice if she just planned to do a great job of hosting and singing, but that wouldn't bring her the attention she wants. Basically, she's turned her career into one long episode of Jack@ss. It's just about grossing people out or outraging them. The entertaining part got lost somewhere. Like others have said, whatever Miley does tonight will be repeated ad nauseum by the media for the next week, so it's not like we'll be missing anything if we don't tune in.

Nisiek
392 days ago

Miley can go f off amd die as far as I am concerned the way she dogged Sinead this week
Makes me dislike her more than I already had.

Dougie
392 days ago

SNL is still on the air?

Barbara Marron
392 days ago

Will not be watching her make a fool out of herself...again.

Dcold
392 days ago

You guys are talking shit, but keep commenting on the article and watching everything related to Miley Cirus. lmao

Niam
392 days ago

Not watching, really...this is how it'll play out, this is is the Cyrus cycle.

1 - Miley will do or say something stupid, something that people shouldn't even pay attention to.

2 - Media is going to rant at it for days blowing it out of proportion and drawing a lot of attention to her.

3 - Point for Miley, because idiotic teens, that equates being on TV or tabloids with being successful and doing a good job, will become "slmilers" and buy her stuff and help perpetuating this disease.

4 - Young aspiring singers are going to observe this and come to the natural conclusion that if they want to be noticed that's all they got to do: act stupid. So soon we'll have new Mileys out there.

5 - Miley will enjoy all the attention she got from her last antic and do something stupid again, and the cycle restart.

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