Miley Cyrus Has the Lamest "Sex Tape" Ever

10/7/2013 3:30 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor

Remember how we were talking about Miley Cyrus' "SNL" performances yesterday, and how they were a whole lot better than we thought they'd end up being? Because it is true -- we weren't just blowing smoke. They were a whole lot better than they could have been, and especially based on Miley's track record as of late.

This particular skit, however -- Miley's "sex tape" -- was just painful. The new "SNL" cast was pretty awful this past weekend, and if it weren't for Miley, the show might have flopped altogether. It actually felt a lot like watching your high school drama class do a little thing called "improv" for the very first time, and doing it ... well, as well as you'd expect a bunch of high schoolers to pull improv off after just one try. 

... Seriously, "SNL" -- when Miley Cyrus is the highlight of your show and she doesn't even grind on a foam finger, you know you've got some problems, all right? Get it together, guys. This skit probably could have been a whole lot funnier if ... well, if you were.

Check out more images from Miley's "SNL" hosting gig.

Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus

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960 days ago

Your obsession with Miley Cyrus is getting to be creepy.

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960 days ago

Ok, this is scary.

960 days ago

Sarah Taylor: You need to stop hating on Miley Cyrus, you're getting obnoxious. SNL cast was NOT "pretty awful," I saw it and thought was good, the writing has definitely improved over last season. Her singing was definitely good. If she HAD used the foam finger, you'd be bitching about that too. I'm not even a big Miley fan, but you act like you're jealous of her...get a life and write something of substance.

960 days ago

Gimme a freaking break! I have seen more scantily clad teens at the Target store in SW Florida that MC could not hold a candle too! Perfect woman, my ass!

Stephan B.
960 days ago

Not Nice

960 days ago

Miley can't win with some people because they'll whine either way. The skits were funny and she was able to make fun of herself, which some people are never able to do. There wasn't even any twerking involved. Miley should just do whatever she wants, just keep it legal, and keep on singing because most of the people judging her are often jealous or resentful and it shows.