Suzanne Somers: Wonderful, Just Told Miley Where to Stick It

10/9/2013 1:00 PM PDT, by
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This is a fun one, you guys, so let's just get right to it: Suzanne Somers, who is a 66-year-old lady who has been working for longer than many celebrities today have been alive, just got super real with Miley Cyrus. Because Miley, back when she was on "The Today Show" on Monday, said this, remember?

"I heard when you turn 40, things start to go a little less sexual. Probably around that time, I heard that's when people don't have sex anymore."

And then Suzanne, who is 26 whole years older than 40, said this on "The Talk" when she was asked to comment on Miley's statement with how often she had sex:

"A couple of times a day. He's on hormones and I'm on hormones. I'm going to be so sorry I said that. What is it about men at four in the morning? And then I'm really awake around eight or so. We have busy mornings."

Best case scenario: Miley happens to be a huge "Three's Company" fan, she hears about this, she suddenly realizes how ignorant she sounds the majority of the time, and she apologizes and then sings old country songs in her backyard for the rest of her days. Worst case scenario: Miley sees this, absentmindedly sticks her tongue out for a few hours, and posts literally a million selfies on Twitter. So come on, Miley. Make the right choice.
Filed Under:  Suzanne Somers , Interview

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Rokan
197 days ago

Miley is a "huge Three's Company fan?"

Are you fucking kidding me?

Observer_The Lovely
196 days ago

Rokan.....

...I'm sure that was a journalist's mis-quote...

I think Miley said she's a big fan of three-somes....

Observer_The Lovely
196 days ago

"Suzanne Somers: Wonderful, Just Told Miley Where to Stick It"


...I'd be willing to give Miley Cyrus a "hands-on" lesson in where to "stick it"...

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