Love It or Leave It: Joaquin Phoenix Needs to Do Something About This Mess
This is Joaquin Phoenix as of late, and if you have eyes, then you can clearly see that he's changed. And if you agree with yours truly, then you probably think he's changed ever so slightly for the worse, because this frumpy, unkempt is just not not not a look that the uniquely handsome Joaquin should be going for.
So he's put on a few pounds. That's not a big deal at all, actually. Joaquin has always been one of my favorite "hot" celebrities, and his weight -- whether too thin or too large -- has never had anything to do with his attraction factor. Something that does affect his bangability, however? Oh God, that hair.
Verdict: Leave it. Please, Joaquin ... go and get a haircut or a style or something, all right? And while you're at it, make sure they wash it, too. ... At least 6 or 8 times.