Lady Gaga's Music Still Sucks, Sorry
Here's the lyric video for Lady Gaga's new(ish) song, "Aura," and it's also a sort of trailer for this movie she's in, "Machete Kills." So it's kind of like killing two birds with one stone, isn't? One awful, awful stone. (Two awful, awful birds.)
It's just not a good song, all right? It wasn't a good song when the demo leaked, and it's not a good song now. The chorus is all right, I guess, but the song is so disjointed and weird, and a whole lot of people have issues with it for all the burqa references, and let's not even get started on how horrendous the "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" part is. It's bad. It's OK, just admit it: it's a bad song.
How are we even going to handle the actual music video?