Quotables: Melissa Joan Hart's Memoir is Going to Be Amazing

10/10/2013 9:00 AM PDT, by
1010_fish_melissa
"It came out that Blake [Lively] didn't know that Ryan [Reynolds] and I had a make-out session when I was 19. She did know, actually. She reached out to me via email to help her with a birthday present for Ryan! ... People think [this book is] a tell-all, but it's not. I wasn't going to write a book and leave out my mistakes. I'm going to include everything. Some chapters are heartwarming, some are silly. I meant for it and wanted it to be mostly funny." 

--Melissa Joan Hart on her new book, "Melissa Explains It All: Tales From My Abnormally Normal Life," and if her prior discussions about ecstasy and how crappy Ashton Kutcher's basically been his whole entire life didn't sway you to add this to your Christmas wish list, then what are you even asking for? Melissa Gorga's "Love, Italian Style"? Pssh. Get the hell out.

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Comments

Isaac Newton
286 days ago

I really wanted to bang her when she was young and hot.

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Ali
286 days ago

This story first came out, what, three weeks ago?

tiffany
286 days ago

"Pssh..Get the hell out." ???
A quick unrelated ending to tidy up the useless information she'd just wrote.
It just doesn't fit.Is this a real person writing? I think I only come now to read Sarah Taylor. Sarah do you brush your teeth in the morning, thinking about the hard day ahead of you? Getting paid to be glib and destroy the English language. Are you eating a Wendy's salad, listening to Radiohead on your Ipod while you surf the net for shit. I want your job.

Observer_The Lovely
286 days ago

When she says "make-out session".....are we to understand she meant "bukkake-fest"..??

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Rokan
286 days ago

Observer,

Did you ever wonder what her clam smells like?
http://tinyurl.com/m6r2nzm

Jocelyn
286 days ago

I want to make out with Ryan Reynolds!

hb
275 days ago

Won't waste my money. She can't act, doubt she can write