Y'all Know Miley (Allegedly) Got Crazy at Her BANGERZ Release Party!
Can you even imagine what it would be like to be at a party with the twerking, tonguing sensation known as Miley Cyrus? You know she'd be that annoying girl who keeps screaming and talking too loud and making out with girls for attention. And judging on this report of Miley's activities at the release party for her darling new album, Bangerz, you're totally right.
Here is a list of things that Miley allegedly did at the party:
1. Grabbed a friend's boobs
2. Motorboated a performer at the club
3. Stayed all over Mike WiLL Made It, "grinding all over him, kissing his neck"
4. Twerked on everyone
5. Made out with a girlfriend
6. Did a three-way kiss with some dude and another girlfriend, a little person
7. Gave that dude a lap dance
8. Made the DJ turn off "Party in the USA" to play hip hop instead
Hope you enjoyed your special night, Miley. Hope you realize that you probably got on everyone's nerves. We know you'll do it all again soon.