Y'all Know Miley (Allegedly) Got Crazy at Her BANGERZ Release Party!

10/10/2013 4:00 PM PDT, by
Can you even imagine what it would be like to be at a party with the twerking, tonguing sensation known as Miley Cyrus? You know she'd be that annoying girl who keeps screaming and talking too loud and making out with girls for attention. And judging on this report of Miley's activities at the release party for her darling new album, Bangerz, you're totally right.

Here is a list of things that Miley allegedly did at the party:

1. Grabbed a friend's boobs
2. Motorboated a performer at the club
3. Stayed all over Mike WiLL Made It, "grinding all over him, kissing his neck"
4. Twerked on everyone
5. Made out with a girlfriend
6. Did a three-way kiss with some dude and another girlfriend, a little person
7. Gave that dude a lap dance
8. Made the DJ turn off "Party in the USA" to play hip hop instead

Hope you enjoyed your special night, Miley. Hope you realize that you probably got on everyone's nerves. We know you'll do it all again soon.
Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus

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Tuco The Ugly
963 days ago

Tuco juants to make a deposit een that perty mouth.

963 days ago

Just to reinforce her street cred and obvious awesome coolness on how absolutely dope she is and how she is sooooo down with getting it on with chicks, she needs to compulsively stick out the tongue between her fingers and make the "I love licking pussy" sign for the cameras every chance she gets. Extra cool points given because the unfortunate among us (ie those not having had the true "ghetto experience") are clueless to the meaning of the gesture, and THAT is just sooooo cray-cray.

Isaac Newton
963 days ago

I bet she gives amazing head, I'd love to find out!

963 days ago

Just to make sure we all know how hip and cool she really is, she makes the requisite "I love licking pussy" sign every chance she gets. Extra cool points because most of the stinking masses known as her "public" are clueless to the meaning of the gesture. She is just so "Now"-ain't she?

963 days ago

Why is that so bad... I did worse when I was in college...

963 days ago

Too bad she's not confident enough to get by on her talent. She's actually a decent singer (horrible rapper, though). But she chooses to define herself as an out-of-control, adolescent train wreck and make a spectacle of herself acting like she's the first person to ever have sex. It's hard to take her any more seriously than say, Farrah Abraham.

962 days ago

Rather it's for shock value, attention, or publicity. It's gross and it's getting old!