Iggy Azalea Needs to Class It Up Quick-Like

10/11/2013 1:00 PM PDT, by
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This is Iggy Azalea, and if you don't know who she is, she's most famous (at least around Fishwrapper) for trying to take credit for Miley Cyrus' twerking antics, saying that she basically invented twerking, don't you know, so in short, she doesn't have much class to begin with. She's also an Australian singer and model. The more you know or whatever. 

The above photo, though? Well, it's further proof that some people will basically do anything for a little extra bit of attention, and dammit if we aren't giving her exactly what she wants. Sometimes, however, even if it seems like we're feeding it -- or into it -- we just need to just address idiocy, and that's exactly what's happening here. 

The problem here is not that a moderately attractive woman had her photograph taken with her whole boob peeking out of her shirt. In this day and age, prudes don't do so well, right? The problem doesn't lie in the fact that somebody just wasn't smart enough for double-sided tape. It isn't even the fact that the aforementioned moderately attractive woman didn't have the testicular fortitude to just go ahead and own what she did -- because it's achingly apparent that she intentionally did this, whether by purposely avoiding the sticky tape or throwing her own boob out of her jacket at the opportune time -- it's that this is the kind of thing that people -- like Iggy -- do in order for attention. 

Survey says? You get one more chance, Iggy. You scraped for attention trying to throw Miley Cyrus under the bus, and that was strike one. This silly boob behavior is strike two. You get one more, and then you're just done for good, OK? Aside from these two things, you could probably be an OK person. You might be able to do better than that. 
 
PS -- Nice boob. But you already knew that.
Filed Under:  Iggy Azalea , Photos

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Comments

Dan
291 days ago

Stupid article by a stupid website, makes sense.

Anyway keep doing long write ups about Iggy as she will be staying in your head for a while. The real queen is here to stay.

Melinda
291 days ago

Why is this article talking smack? Umm go be up Mileys ass some more

Rey
291 days ago

Moderatly attractive? So if you thought she was better looking it would be ok?
And I'm sure she doesn't actually believe she invented twerking, have a little homour people.

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Rey
291 days ago

* humour

Jake
291 days ago

Iggy is a rapper, not a singer. And whatever Miley tries to do with her skinny little ass, it can't be called 'twerking'. You've been misled.

jenny
291 days ago

What a spiteful articule. As is evidenced by your need to keep reminding your readers that you find Ms. Azalea to be only a "moderately good looking" woman. "How dare this only-slightly-attracive women get caught by the paparazzi in her car with her boob out!" You are a prude. Ms. Azalea doesn't need a boob shot to receive attention: her work speaks for it's self. She's a very talented musician. She certainly doesn't the need the likes of you to give her a chance, let alone two. Plus, she's beautiful. Your article honestly wreaks of sexism. Shame on you.

Randy
291 days ago

So... tearing down female rappers online for a nip-slip and being 'moderately attractive', is that what you call 'testicular fortitude'? Sounds like you're the one that 'needs to class it up quick-like'

tiffany
290 days ago

Sarah is using bigger words and forming better sentence structure. Too bad she's still ugly with her intended, useless messages.

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Bo
290 days ago

you're kidding right? take a seat, you small, small person. Just because she doesn't fit your definition of beauty, doesn't mean she's "moderately attractive". you are "moderately attractive" at best. she is a fucking model and she's the face of Levi's Jeans. there is absolutely no need for her to stage a boob-flash, because she shows them both willingly in her latest video. So it's not a big deal at all. also, you don't get to decide when she's done or not, with your clever little remark at the end. Almost the entire world has no clue who you are, while she performs in front of thousands of people every week. Amethyst is an amazing person who's been independent since she was 16 years old, which is when she flew half way around the world to work on her dream. which you would've known, had you actually done some research before bashing an artist who's art you obviously don't like. and I say this just because I hope you'll evaluate what it is you're doing, since this shitty job can't be your dream. that's all.

OmnomsTheMonstah
289 days ago

This makes me ashamed to be a woman. I mean seriously. Why would you slutshame Iggy without even knowing what she does (she doesn't sing, she raps). And furthermore, bras are uncomfortable, stupid, and essentially cage women in. You don't see me making guys wear chastity belts and then writing about how terrible they are for not doing so. If she doesn't want to wear a bra one day, let her. I don't see how that's a problem. On top of that, it's not her fault she got photographed by some stalkerish paparazzo. And if you think that it's her fault for dressing to provocatively and she brought it on herself, you sound like one of those whiners who claim rape happens because women dress too revealingly. Really? Really?! And how is Iggy saying she twerked before Miley "throwing her under the bus?" Iggy honestly did start twerking before Miley did. We can debate the ORIGINS of the dance form, but Iggy's butt came before Miley's. If you researched like a GOOD, unbiased journalist, you'd know. You come off as really judgmental, childish, and unresearched. Survey says you get one more chance, Sarah. Strike one was for slutshaming, which is just generally sad. Strike two for failing as a journalist to retain some mask of unbiasedness.

OmnomsTheMonstah
289 days ago

Also if she was intentionally showing her boob, I'm 100% positive she would have just brazenly gone full frontal lifted up her shirt/unbuttoned it or whatever. Rather than keeping her jacket closed and be clearly not looking at the camera or distracted by other things. Also, she's HOT and TALENTED. Jesus christ. If SHE's mildly attractive, I'd hate to see what that makes the rest of the world. Emma Watson? ehhhh 4.5ish. Cara Delevigne? Mild 5 at best. Me or you? 0.2 would be stretching it. So stop putting down women who are gorgeous and quit raising already impossibly high standards of beauty.

Capone
289 days ago

Look...No white person invented twerking. The moves have been done in the Caribbean for over 40 years.

Hahahaha
288 days ago

Epic fail for sarah. Rip on iggy some more. You dont know anything about where she came from. Listen to work. Again. And again, and again. Blogger idiot.

BOB ONME
282 days ago

SHUT THE F UP. you have no clue what you are talking about, did Miley cyrus write this shit herself? GET A CLUE AND STOP RIPPING ON PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE TALENT. That little bitch Miley got started with her daddys money and disney. Iggy worked hard to get where she is, how can you compare the two? JUST SHUT THE F$#* UP. this garbage you think is clever writing should be removed. just disgraceful.

BOB ONME
282 days ago

SHUT THE F UP. you have no clue what you are talking about, did Miley cyrus write this shit herself? GET A CLUE AND STOP RIPPING ON PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE TALENT. That little bitch Miley got started with her daddys money and disney. Iggy worked hard to get where she is, how can you compare the two? JUST SHUT THE F$#* UP. this garbage you think is clever writing should be removed. just disgraceful.

Beverley
160 days ago

So called twerking first started in Jamaica, and it was called bubbling. And everyone needs to get a grip, what Miley Cyrus is doing is not twerking.