Love It or Leave It: Paz de la Huerta Does Shelter Chic ... Well, Terribly

10/11/2013 2:00 PM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
So let's just call a spade a spade here and assert that we've seen poor, destitute homeless people look better than "Boardwalk Empire's"  Paz de la Huerta and her friend, all right? It's a truth, and sorry, but it's a desperate reach to say that there is absolutely anybody out there who could look at this photo and not think "holy hot mess," or some other inappropriate variation of it. 

What is even happening here? There's just so much wrong to see that it's hard to know where to start: the obvious would probably be Paz's friend's crazy eyes, and guys, those are some seriously crazy-looking eyes. Is she casting a spell? Choking on something? About to pass out? Who even knows. Then there's Paz's Grandma Betty lipstick that's smeared halfway up to her nose (and probably all over her teeth, which, thankfully, we can't see). That's pretty awful, too, right?

From there it'd make sense to touch upon both ladies' hair, because that is some bad hair. It's like the two wandered into their neighborhood funeral home and asked the mortuary cosmetologist to do 'em up good, and do 'em like they died during the class of 1989's senior prom. There's not even a valid reason to comment on the clothes, because it seems like we've already gotten to the heart of the matter, and the heart is a heart that drunkenly sings "hot" and "mess" during alternating beats. 

Verdict: Leave it oh God please leave it and run while it bursts into unholy flame and shame.

Love It or Leave It -- Paz's Shelter Chic:

  • Love it!
  • Leave it.

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962 days ago

Oh my god. What happened to her?

962 days ago

Gak! She's all red and sweaty. Maybe then took a trip down E street before they went out.

962 days ago

She has the worst style, always trashy

962 days ago

Yes, these two look a little odd. But nothing worth reticuling. Most people have looked like that at some time or another. Get off there f-ing backs. I for one think Paz de la Huerta looks beautiful. Although I do agree she appears to have a drinking problems. But that's for her and her love ones to sort out and not for you hater-lady to reticule.

962 days ago

They look like UGLY men in DRAG!! :)