Robin Thicke and Paula Patton Continue Their Reign as Squickiest Couple in Hollywood

10/15/2013 3:30 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Buckle in, because Paula Patton recently sat down with Glamour magazine, and she said all sorts of things that are probably going to make your skin crawl. These two -- with all their interviews -- are getting like that really awful and itchy skin rash you had that one time: despite the fact that you kind of liked the rash because it was sort of catchy and appeared in cool, patchy animal shapes like elephants and rhinos and ducks, you quickly went back to hating it because what it was was actually was a contagious, itching, weeping, oozing rash that spread everywhere and would not go away. 

Here are some of the finer points, like how Paula's husband, Robin Thicke, seduced her back in high school (via song, of course ... in his father's living room, of course), how he "ruined" Paula, and how he really, really does have a big old gigantor dong. Super -- extra long-lasting grossness, now with visuals and a cheesy 90's backing track. 

Here's Paula on Robin's penchant for vocalizing swoon: 

"He sang Jodeci’s 'Forever My Lady' to me. He did a full-out R&B onstage performance in his dad’s living room. Then he kissed me. It worked!"

Paula on being "ruined" (you know she wants it):

He ruined me! Gosh, I hope I’m still a good girl and a bad girl at the same time. And I think that every girl should know the bad girl inside her—and that doesn’t make 
her bad, you know?

And finally, on the ever-important penis size of Robin Thicke:

"Robin’s like, 'Listen, if I’m, you know, in the Miami Heat’s locker room, I don’t know where I stand, but. ...' But I think that the statement is fairly accurate!"

... So what we're learning here is that this couple is the "new" Brangelina? BAHAHAHAHHAA! Oh, please. 

Filed Under:  Robin Thicke , Paula Patton , Photos , sex

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959 days ago

Because these two are so forthcoming about their relationship you can expect interviewers to ask them these types of juicy questions, so get your ears ready to hear more. That is until tabloids and magazines get infatuated with another loose-lipped couple.

Man, I haven't heard a Jodeci I song in ages! They did have some great R&B love songs. Wonder whatever happened to them.

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958 days ago

She's a bad actress and he's an overrated singer. I'm so over these two.

958 days ago

What a long sentence in the first paragraph. Sarah went to school with Emily. Why are we making this couple "icky". I didn't see anything about that article that would lead me to believe anything this idiot Sarah or her cohort says. Like always the media has decided to make this long time couple gross. Media creates the impression then milks it dry until your sucking on empty teets.

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958 days ago

Squickiest ?!!

958 days ago


958 days ago

The writer sounds really jealous of both of them. I wonder what her man looks like? And, I know she doesn't look a 1/4 as pretty as Paula. Now, I'm no RT fan, but why pick on people unless they've done something to pick on them about. Why don't we do that to you "Sarah" the writer, and see how you hold up?

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Justin C.
958 days ago

This site (or rather 2 or 3 jealous girls goes to show why anyone can get hired to write 00.5 cents a word to type this drivel.) We get it, you don't like Robin Thicke. You write about him everyday and you couldn't pay me 500 bucks to write an article this tacky and non news worthy. Sad and jealous isn't a good look on anyone.

Justin C.
958 days ago

These girls don't even know what the word "pervert" means. Get a dictionary. Two adults in a consensual marriage (open or closed) isn't perverted or icky. Last time I come on this garbage site.

Justin C.
958 days ago

PS - Sarah Taylor you idiot, Robin Thicke has been famous for a decade. LOOK AT WIKIPEDIA BEFORE WRITING RANTS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. He's a songwriter with other albums.
It's just his latest song hit it big. So what? Jealous much? Btw, I'm not even a R/T fan I just hate stupid non story posts, and this site.

958 days ago

It's the least relevant of any gossip site I have seen. Like gossip is really relevant anyway, but I don't know how it keeps going. If TMZ hadn't linked it I wouldn't have known it existed. Never even heard of it and now I know why.