Tila Tequila -- Still Pretty Delusional

10/18/2013 12:00 PM PDT, by
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It's been a hot minute since we've heard Tila Tequila spit some wisdom -- her version of wisdom, guys, not the rest of the world's -- and really, that's very wrong of us. What if she's had something really important to share with the world and we missed it? What if she's got some bit of knowledge that would really help us out, and we don't know because we haven't checked her Facebook?

None of the astronomers can figure out why our Moon is there since it doesn't belong, but that's because it used to be one of Nibiru's Moons before it crashed into Earth leaving the debris in what is now known as the "Asteroid Belt." - What's interesting is that history does tend to repeat itself. It's like everything is just looping, however that is all about to change. The Earth will once again split into 2 but not exactly in the way that you may think. Starting this month all the way to 2014 is going to be a lot of interesting events play out that we have yet to witness. It will be the most painful transition for the sleepers because of the drastic changes. Then we get to "level up." - well.. some of us. This isn't the first time Earth is gong through a wormhole, but I guess a lot of people don't really care about anything until the last minute????? WHY!??!!?

Sounds good, Tila! Thanks for the update! We can always count on you to tell us about wormholes and stuff!
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Monksolo
287 days ago

Just clearing this up... the moon is made of the exact same "stuff" as the Earth. It "totally belongs" with the Earth. The only differences are the moon has no gravity to hold gases and no life to green it up.

Lau
285 days ago

Tila, who is your drug dealer and how do I find this mystical creature? Don't hurt me Sinead....I'm being serious.

Big Mac
284 days ago

Thanks for "clearing things up" with incorrect information. Everything with mass has gravity, including the moon. The moon has about 1/6 the amount of gravity as the earth. If it had no gravity it wouldn't cause ocean tides.

Wisecat
235 days ago

Let me tell you if you voted for George Bush and his Nazis, you have wormholes in your heads. And you supported the murder of innocent people. Who is the real Nazi?