Sorry, But Shia LaBeouf Is Going to Traumatize You with His Junk Now

10/21/2013 11:00 AM PDT, by
1021_fish_shia
There's not much else to say here, but you probably don't have the strength to read anyway, after seeing this horrendous photo of Shia LaBeouf hunching over his pubes. Nope, the photo probably just zapped your entire will to live, not to even mention your ability to read and comprehend words. Most likely, you're curled up in the fetal position right now, just a mere shell of what you used to be. And for that, I am sincerely sorry.

Perhaps you will find solace in the fact that Shia tweeted this photo for an upcoming film, "Charlie Countryman," and not solely to hurt you. But the film does come out next month, and he is obviously going nude, so the hurt is there regardless. Just give yourself time to heal, all right? It'll all be OK. Probably.
Filed Under:  Shia LaBeouf , Photos

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iam_k_i_m
280 days ago

Was bou going to the barber shop. Then i opened this story and pic, my hair burnt out. All that's left is black scalp!

D. Burkhardt
280 days ago

I like Shia.

Agree
280 days ago

I like Shia, too.

DC
280 days ago

He's a hottie

Sothere
280 days ago

...gross.

Tori
280 days ago

He's a full of himself hasbeen!

Ashley
280 days ago

Eww. He was also naked in that music video (cant remember the name) & chances are he's also going to be nude in his other new movie "Nymph()maniac". Gross. He shouldn't be bragging about nude scenes because he's got nothing.

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Raven
280 days ago

I see no nudity or pubes, this story is lame!

QAK
280 days ago

Agree with Raven - there's nothing here! show it or shut up!

johnn
280 days ago

um why is the picture of a naked person traumatizing?

johnn
280 days ago

um why is a picture of a naked person traumatizing?

Bousei
280 days ago

We've already seen/can see him naked on the internet so some pubes isn't going to "traumatize" anybody.

tiffany
280 days ago

Traumatizing like reading the two boobs who write on this web sight.