Joan Rivers' Halloween Costume Is Going to Scar You for Life
OK, that photo right there is a photo of the "Fashion Police" all dressed up for Halloween. Obviously, Joan Rivers is the short one in that weird body suit. You can probably tell exactly what she's supposed to be, but just in case, here's a better shot:
Yep, Joan Rivers has the most horrifying Miley Cyrus costume that ever has been or will ever be (so far!). As you can see, she went not so much for realism, but for the exaggerated, larger than life image that we have in our heads from that fateful night, and isn't that almost poetic? She's got the great big stupid hair things, the body suit so that you can see how incredibly tight the latex bikini thing was, and that tongue ... that tongue is the stuff of nightmares.
So do we hate it for the overplayed aspect (do you know how many thousands of people wore this same costume over the weekend?) or do we love it for her special little touches (the TONGUE), or do we try to erase it from our memory so that we can go back to our lives, the way they used to be, without this image stuck in our brains to haunt us forever? Probably that last one, huh?