Nicole Kidman Desperately Needs to Get A Grip
Let's do a quick little quiz: when you think of Nicole Kidman, what's the first thing that comes to mind? It's OK, go ahead and think about it for a minute ... all right, what did you come up with? It's probably the Botox, right? No, no, it's not being mean! Nicole Kidman is familiar with Botox, and that is something that she has discussed her own self, and it's fine, and it's also really memorable. These days, it's one of the things she's best known for.
But not if you ask Nicole! If you ask Nicole, she's known for being a zany party girl!
"If I'm in the mood, I'm the girl who will dance on a table…with a snake! I have been known to be the party girl of all party girls! And I'm proud of that, though! I like having this spirit and if that means diving into the ocean at midnight, I'll do it!"
Oh, no, Nicole, a snake?! You don't say! And the ocean? At midnight? Slow down, girl, you're going way too fast! And while we're on the topic of delusions, let's review another relevant quote from Nicole about her relationship with Tom Cruise!
“There is something about that sort of existence that, if you really focus on each other and you’re in that bubble, it’s very intoxicating, because it’s just the two of you. And there is only one other person that’s going through it. So it brings you very close, and it’s deeply romantic. I’m sure Brad and Angelina have that—because there’s nobody else that understands it except that person who’s sleeping right next to you.”
Here's a general rule: if you ever start to compare yourself to Angelina Jolie, just stop. This applies to every single person on the entire planet. Just don't even do it. You're always going to sound ridiculous. Just don't.
Better luck next time, Nicole!