Nicole Kidman Desperately Needs to Get A Grip

10/29/2013 1:00 PM PDT, by
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Let's do a quick little quiz: when you think of Nicole Kidman, what's the first thing that comes to mind? It's OK, go ahead and think about it for a minute ... all right, what did you come up with? It's probably the Botox, right? No, no, it's not being mean! Nicole Kidman is familiar with Botox, and that is something that she has discussed her own self, and it's fine, and it's also really memorable. These days, it's one of the things she's best known for.

But not if you ask Nicole! If you ask Nicole, she's known for being a zany party girl!

"If I'm in the mood, I'm the girl who will dance on a table…with a snake! I have been known to be the party girl of all party girls! And I'm proud of that, though! I like having this spirit and if that means diving into the ocean at midnight, I'll do it!" 

Oh, no, Nicole, a snake?! You don't say! And the ocean? At midnight? Slow down, girl, you're going way too fast! And while we're on the topic of delusions, let's review another relevant quote from Nicole about her relationship with Tom Cruise!

“There is something about that sort of existence that, if you really focus on each other and you’re in that bubble, it’s very intoxicating, because it’s just the two of you. And there is only one other person that’s going through it. So it brings you very close, and it’s deeply romantic. I’m sure Brad and Angelina have that—because there’s nobody else that understands it except that person who’s sleeping right next to you.”

Here's a general rule: if you ever start to compare yourself to Angelina Jolie, just stop. This applies to every single person on the entire planet. Just don't even do it. You're always going to sound ridiculous. Just don't.

Better luck next time, Nicole!
Filed Under:  Nicole Kidman , Interview

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Comments

Allie
177 days ago

She's so boring. Once she hooked up with Keith, she became even more boring

zippy1147
177 days ago

Ummmm ok you twit, they were definitely the "Brad and Angelina" of their time...they started the whole power couple thing. And please quit acting like Angelina is the mother of God, she is just a human like the rest of us....geesh ignorant authors of these moronic articles, I swear!

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LAS
177 days ago

Love Nicole! Her and Keith together are so much more real than when she was with Tom. As far as Angelina, I can't think of her without picturing that make-out session on the red carpet with Billy Bob.

faunmax
177 days ago

Do they always get morons to write the articles. What an idiot you are.

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Rose
177 days ago

Angelina Jolie is a man stealing hoe.......What she has done now and what she did in the past does not excuse her....What are we catholics....Nicole has always been a good woman...every one should compare their self to Jolie......Might help...

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faunmax
177 days ago

Do they always get morons to write the articles. What an idiot you are.

Louise
177 days ago

Lighten up you guys - what she said is perfectly understandable and Brad and Angelina is a good example too.

Melissa
177 days ago

Is there any particular reason you are being mean and rude to a person that you don't even know? Since when did it become okay to publicly or privately bully people?

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Jasmin Texon
177 days ago

Whoever that bitter hater is that wrote that comment needs to get a grip ! YOU ARE JUST BITTER THAT YOU ONLY GET TO WRITE ARTICLES OF FAMOUS PEOPLE! NICOLE IS GORGEOUS ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND WE LOVE HER !!!!!

Mel
177 days ago

I do not claim to be a writer or reporter but I did take English courses at a high school level. Even at a high school level, basic comprehension skills would tell you that nicole did not 'compare' herself to Jolie. She used Jolie as an 'example'. I hope this website does not pay these people for their ridiculous diatribes that have nothing to do with the headline. I have been fooled for the last time!

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mick
177 days ago

The most moronic thing I've read is all the writing being done for Fishwrapper.

ejades
177 days ago

Nicole & Tom were the "Brangelina" of the 90's! Actually, they were more powerful & important than Brangelina in my book! The writer of this article is not only rude, but obviously has not a clue! No need to be so nasty & rude; on top of that, totally incorrect! I think Nicole is classy & sweet! Why the need to be nasty?

Stacey
177 days ago

Who wrote this crap?? I think Nicole is being kind! How could a half wit that carried Billy Bob's blood in a vile around her neck and stole Jennifer Anniston's husband because she's a kinkmeister in the bedroom be compared to an OSCAR WINNING ACTRESS!? OMG......this fishwrapper garbage needs to get 86'd. Is this all you got?

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damama
177 days ago

I have read bits and pieces of the interview. I think she was pretty open and honest. As far as her being a wild child, maybe we don't see it BUT keep in mind she did date Lenny Kravitz and Mos Def after divorcing Tom Cruise. I don't think either of those guys would be interested in a total wallflower.

Rogue
177 days ago

OMG! Does this sight only hire "writers" that sleep with the powers that be at Fishwrapper? I'm not a Nicole fan, but this Emily person needs to listen to what she hears. This is my last time at this site. I have a degree above middle school, and I expect to be informed, not bored!

Sharon Bradley
177 days ago

My first thought is, "great actress." I have never commented on something like this, but as a principal of a public school, (reading this article) I do see bullying exists everywhere, not just in schools.

boober
177 days ago

this is ridiculous, her and tom were -totally- the brad&angelina of the 90's. to say otherwise seems like you know next to nothing about pop culture and probably shouldn't be writing this blog.

Sarah
176 days ago

This has got to be the stupidest article I've read on this site... Which is actually quite the feat. Your commentary is simply pointless bullshit that fails to be humorous in any way.

jay
175 days ago

Botox? really? have you ever seen any of her movies? My first thought was "The Hours", next was another of her movies. Wow, writer, you need to get a clue as to who you are writing about.
You come off as an obnoxious hater. And ill-informed.

degoodman
163 days ago

MY "1st" thought? Blue. Yes, blue! The blue color in her eyes.