Don't Worry, Everybody, At Least Dolly Parton Still Loves Miley Cyrus

10/30/2013 10:00 AM PDT, by
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Every single day, Miley Cyrus gets just a little more unbearable. Take last night, for instance: Miley posted those pictures of herself trying on some wigs. And they are perfectly nice photos, and the wigs do look good -- remember that long brown hair, friends? -- but for some reason, it's just remarkably annoying. Maybe it's her face, or maybe it's all the obnoxiousness that her face represents, but man, she needs to turn it down something fierce.

But not according to Dolly Parton! No, according to Dolly, great goddess and Miley's godmother, she's just fine the way she is, thanks:

“Well I’m her fairy godmother. We’ve never had official stuff. She’s the cutest thing there ever was. Everyone is all over me now like I’m supposed to answer for Miley. I admire her, I respect her, she’s smart, and she’s so talented. And Billy Ray and me will never say nothing bad about Miley ‘cause Miley obviously knew what she was doing. She knew she had to go to drastic measures to let people just leave her alone ‘cause nobody was going to let her grow up. I’m hoping that she always makes the right moves. It’s her choice. We all have our own choices to make. I’m not saying nothing bad about Miley." 

This is really sweet, and just like Dolly won't say anything bad about Miley, we won't say anything bad about Dolly. It really is nice that she has this much support and that she has such great people surrounding her and believing in her. Really, it's nice.

Still though, go away for a little bit, would you, Miley? Maybe reemerge when your actual hair is that long. Weaves don't count. Thanks!

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Crank
356 days ago

Your thing with Miley is getting old fast. I can't believe other sites link to this bitchfest of a blog.

Shiny
356 days ago

"...the cutest thing there ever was" - seriously????

tiffany
356 days ago

Emily should go away for a bit.

Observer_The Lovely
356 days ago

Amazing how cum facials on a regular basis can make a chick grow up FAST...!!

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Monksolo
356 days ago

her pupils ... so dilated

aira
355 days ago

me i love miley cyrus i don't like her i love her what the kind of fucking thing is this

Kathy
355 days ago

To me , personally, she looks like she's on some serious drugs! Her eyes are dilated, her skin looks terrible, and I wish tht she would go back to her down-home beautiful country look that she started out with. She looked wholesome ans awesome.

Paula
355 days ago

"Miley Cyrus's amazing evolution"??? I wish. That picture of her coming out of Pilates is beautiful. I'm waiting for her to evolve into something I can respect again.

Jon
354 days ago

I think she is just as plain as piss-water. Theres nothing sexy, cute, attractive, likeable at all there. Sorry but she would just be another girl i would have snuck out of her house, bangged and the next day just said hi. Then i would proceede to look for a sexy swet attractive girlfriend that i i would be willing to be seen with during the day. She simply middle of the road good-looking at best. Sorry Milly or whatever ur name is.

BETTY LATHREM
354 days ago

I USED TO WATCH MILEY WHEN SHE AND BILLY RAY HAD THE T V SHOW. BUT NO I CAN'T WATCH HER ANYMORE. ITS SAD THE ROAD SHE HAS TAKEN . IM NO ONES JUDGE , BUT MILEY WILL GIVE ACCOUNT OF WHAT SHE DOES TO THE SAME GOD I WILL . SO I JUST PRAY SHE WILL GIVE HER HEART TO GOD BEFORE TO LATE .HE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN CHANGE HER HEART.

Sheeto
353 days ago

Gogeous i hope u feeling fine and

Frankie
353 days ago

Crank (in comments) is right. This is getting old. If you hate Miley, do us all a favour. Ignore her. Fuck...
Also, Emily is right too. It's just annoying to see her bitch about too much Miley while giving Miley MORE attention...

thetruth
353 days ago

i just dont like her because she had it handed to her and uses melodny on her voice to make it sound good. if you dont know what that is then i could make any body sound good with that program it breaks my heart to see that this is where the music industry has ended up with all artist cheating it used to be about real artist not politics and tricks the by the songs and talk into the mic then let the engineer do the rest. the real artist is the engineers. i dont see why everybody falls for this fake crap they cant sing dont get me wrong she not as bad as some, i just cant believe what americans fall for i record artist everyday that sound 10 times better with no tricks or programs to straiten there voice up but dont get the chance because of who the know it breaks my heart to have to record fake artist that cant sing but because there mom dad or grand dad or uncle or godmother is someone they go to the top makes me want to change my line of work realy this started about 10 years ago with the fake crap

Tajera1
352 days ago

She is not the only person who still love Miley Cyrus because I always will love Miley no matter what and nothing she does is gonna change that every one needs their chance to grow up! Let her have hers!! I love Miley and I always will #ThisIsForever

vksharma
352 days ago

I lake it

Luiza
352 days ago

Eu Amo a miley.. Odiei isso!! Nada a ver! Concerteza ela é bem mais famosa de quem criou essxa reportagem!

Shirley Ronald Bohn II
351 days ago

Miley used to be a cute girl,but it appears the older she gets the slutyer she is becoming.

andrew
351 days ago

Seriosly guyz I dont know why on earth u hate her. I love her more now than before. What, u want her to be a country girl and sing country songs or what? Is that going to make u feel better about her? She has evolved into what she loves and what she wants to be. When she was who she was before I never complained. And also there are many girls out there that are just like miley. Keep on twerking miley.

andrew
351 days ago

Seriosly guyz I dont know why on earth u hate her. I love her more now than before. What, u want her to be a country girl and sing country songs or what? Is that going to make u feel better about her? She has evolved into what she loves and what she wants to be. When she was who she was before I never complained. And also there are many girls out there that are just like miley. Keep on twerking miley.

Gordy
351 days ago

I love Miley!
Get over it!

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