UPDATED: Courtney Stodden Put the "Ween" in Halloween
UPDATE: This just in-- Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are over. The couple's 2-year marriage is allegedly in shambles, and it's -- surprise, surprise -- all to do with the fact that Courtney's an adult now and found her sea legs. Who could have called that one? Sorry, Doug.
And by "ween," we mean the infantile reference to the word "peen," as in "penis," because when you look at Courtney Stodden these days, it's totally rock-hard not to think of anything else backsides besides sex.
This is what your favorite child bride-turned-musician-turned-reality show star wore for some Halloween festivities that occurred over the last few days, and aside from the obvious question of "Where's Doug Hutchison, Courtney Stodden?" there're ... oh, right. There are no other questions because COURTNEY STODDEN IS THE ANSWER, forever and ever, amen.