Rihanna is Grody

11/1/2013 4:00 PM PDT, by

Spoiler alert: this video basically shows Rihanna humping a microphone stand for three solid minutes. Or, OK, she doesn't hump the stand for three minutes straight, she takes breaks to hump the air for a little bit, and then to do this creepy stare into the audience, and oh yeah, sometimes she sings, too, but mostly, it's just her humping the microphone stand. Because that's the level Rihanna's performance is at, you guys. Some singers who go on tour focus on the whole singing thing, but not Rihanna. Nope, for Rihanna, humping is where it's at.

And they say music is dead!

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Joe
322 days ago

She's only giving her fans what they want. She is sexy, but the problem is she's not that attractive. You have to keep reminding yourself that she is a woman and not a man in drag, as she appears.

Monksolo
322 days ago

She's just showing she can do the stripper p-pop thing. I find that tattoo under her boobs gross. Anyone know the story behind that atrocity?

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Bohomoth
322 days ago

Rihanna's like that Greek mythology tale where the guy looked at his reflection and fell in love with himself.

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Pamela
322 days ago

Wow, she knows how to turn it upppp!

Abby
321 days ago

What would you expect from a raunchy performer?

Pat
321 days ago

Don't like her mullet hair!

dbbow
321 days ago

This a retarded story to post. She isn't humping...she is wine-ing. She is after all from the Carribbean. And she only sings al little because she only sings her part. Would you like her to rap the other part that isn't her? Why waste your time trying to degrade artists with worthless stories?

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Al92lt1
321 days ago

What a pig!

Shieroc
321 days ago

That's a boring concert.

Areader
321 days ago

Yay.....Rihanna showed up for one of her concerts!

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Leroy
321 days ago

She's dancing you F'n idiots.

Gen
321 days ago

It's a dance called wine. Look it up

Mary
321 days ago

I like Rihanna and think she is a brilliant performer and singer! http://www.rihannasongs.net

luckycat
321 days ago

zombie on smack

ChrisJames
321 days ago

Please please please Fishwrapper...get rid of this Emily chick writing for your website. Rihanna sings every verse...

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Kathy
321 days ago

Rhianna's voice is so great! She doesn't need to act like a ho.

Rather
321 days ago

If you so all those demon in her you would say WTF....RiRi is it hard working for the man, Satan?

JerryG
321 days ago

I seriously wish I was a microphone stand.

blah2484
321 days ago

i thought i would actually see her humping the mic...her vagina isn't even touching the mic, wtf is this bullshit?

Jessica
321 days ago

That's because she stoned as can be!

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