Halloween Was an Exercise in Poor Judgement All Around, Huh, Miley?

11/4/2013 7:45 AM PST, by
testexpire
See that picture? That would be Miley Cyrus, with an unidentified open bottle in her hand and lap, and the guy in the leather with the tattoos is Benji Madden, or Paris Hilton's ex-boyfriend. All in all, Halloween was apparently an epic failure, and an exercise in futility, truth be told.

Hanging out with any of Paris Hilton's ex-boyfriends (sorry, Benji Madden; we all liked Good Charlotte back in the day -- a little -- so it's nothing personal) has just got to be a route to the Pathway of Destruction by Virtue, and that little white bottle in her lap? Well. It could either Malibu coconut rum, Tom Ford's White Patchouli, or something altogether different, but in short? Get better taste, Miley -- in everything but the aforementioned perfume. 

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kiki
409 days ago

No one thinks of Benji as "Paris Hilton's ex" - he's a Madden brother.

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willow
409 days ago

really had to stretch on this one, ladies.

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Italia
409 days ago

You didn't even mention what Miley was wearing, apparently 1/2 a dress with the left boob out, covered only with a sticky flower. Dang that girl is too wild. Better slow down Miley!

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filmlove
409 days ago

This is a big deal? Hilton and Madden haven't been together in YEARS AND YEARS. No, she shouldn't be drinking but that's true of a lot of America.

After the twerking performance, nothing is a big deal for Miley. Why are you trying to make news out of this?

Marc
409 days ago

There are some very UNattractive people in that pic.

DD
409 days ago

Wow, she was busy!

tiffany
409 days ago

I have not seen someone drink from a Malibu bottle since high school. I'm not saying anything else. Nothing. I'm going to pretend I'm one of the Go-Go's and seal my lips. Sit on my hands. Sarah has to come up with something from nothing and she does that well. Actually, she seems far more intriguing than Miley.

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D. Burkhardt
409 days ago

Why is Miley hiding her face? Does she really think we don't know who that is in that getup?
Besides, I'd recognize that itty bitty titty anywhere.

Jane Dumestre
409 days ago

There is only one E in judgment.

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joseph
408 days ago

She's drinking Malibu coconut rum

JOHN
408 days ago

Miley? You are such a dirty *^%@&

beanieright
405 days ago

he fvcked her and then she ran back to her ex all sorry ....to losers drunk out of their minds...