Would It Kill Kaley Cuoco to Get A Little Bit of Sense?!
All right, before we get started, yes, this is another story about Kaley Cuoco's super fast engagement, but it's just that we love her and we want her to make good choices, and really, as long as she keeps revealing weird details about her relationship, we're going to keep talking about it. OK? Good, now let's talk about how fast this mess actually happened.
Here's Kaley's story about how her very first date with her fella, Ryan Sweeting, went:
"I had kind of an interesting situation over the summer and I was kind of in a weird place and a very close mutual friend ours said, 'Oh my god, have you met this guy Ryan?' I was just not in a good place to meet anyone. I said, 'I'm not ready. I'm taking time away from love for a while.' I was very sad. And they said, 'You know, he's coming to town. You've got one day to meet him, have a drink, and meet him.' I was putting it off and really nervous about it and just not wanting to do this. And so they gave him my number and he texted me. He was like, 'I'm coming to L.A.' I'm like, 'Oh my god, so now I have to see this guy? Do I have to hang out with him all weekend? Is he going to be here for, like, days?' We're still on our first date. He never went home!"
The guy was living in Florida, but he had to come out to L.A. to see a doctor for a back injury, which, of course, Kaley helped him with:
"I kind of nursed him back to health. By day two I was like, ‘Oh my god.' It was so unbelievable. I said, 'This is it, this is it.'"
So this is super weird, right? The first day she meets this guy, she lets him move into her house and starts taking care of him? Think about it: she was really sad, she was having a hard time over a breakup, then she saw him, took him in, and is planning on loving him forever. Does that sound like a story of how two people fall in love, or does that sound like a story about how a lady took in a poor abandoned kitten?
We really love Kaley and all, but ... just think about it. That's all.