Ugh, What DOESN'T Lady Gaga Want These Days?
There aren't enough "ugh"s in the world to properly express the way that Lady Gaga makes us feel. And there are quite a few celebrities out there like that, but parenthood, or at least the prospect of parenthood, has a tendency to soften them up and make them a little more tolerable. Sadly, that does not seem to be the case with Lady Gaga, who had this thing to say about her future children:
"I want to have tons of kids, actually. I think at least three. I really want to have a family and I really want to nurture my children. To be honest, having my own kids will be like having three little monsters with me all the time. They probably won't be fans."
Because of course Lady Gaga would imagine her children to be her followers. Of course she would. And that's a pretty annoying thought, so thank goodness she made herself look a little better by telling a hilarious story about pizza:
"I've been living a lot in Chicago mostly and I actually find Chicago to be really, really cool about me and what I do. I love ordering Chicago pizza. My boyfriend [Taylor Kinney] caught me once eating it in the bathroom in the middle of the night. I woke up in the middle of the night ... and I walked it into the bathroom and I was eating it. And I heard the … door opening. I had the pizza in my mouth and he just shook his head at me and he was like, 'That is just shameful.'"
See, Lady Gaga, why can't you do more of this? Why can't you tell more funny, relatable stories of eating pizza in the bathroom in the middle of the night and tell less ridiculous, obnoxious stories about how your kids are going to be like your bizarre worshippers? It would be best for all of us, it really would.