Quotables: Miley Cyrus Has the Maturity Level of a 3-Year-Old

11/13/2013 12:00 PM PST, by
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"I just did it mostly 'cause I knew the fans in Amsterdam would love it. And I knew that the whole place would go super wild. Some people just over think so much. ... It's just not something I think about. I was just was walking out of my room and then I was like 'oh I have this in my bag. That will be really funny. I didn’t say anything to anybody. And I didn’t tell anyone I was going to do it." 

--Miley Cyrus on why she totally thought it'd be all right to go ahead and light up a joint onstage at the MTV EMAs this past weekend, but don't be too shocked by her answer -- it's typical toddler psychology.

See, a 3-year-old will go over and knock down a pile of books or mail or some crap that you just straightened in order to get a reaction. The toddler is learning cause and effect, and the toddler also loves attention. The concept of cause and effect is a novelty for the 3-year-old, just like the concept of getting a rise out of some folks is a novelty for Miley. Oh, and Miley also really, really loves attention, too. It's really pretty simple, right? 

We've got you all figured out, Miley. And when you figure yourself out in, say, 10, 20 years or so, then we can all sit down over a cup of coffee and have a good chuck about it, all right?  
Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus , hot photos , Photos , drugs , Quotables

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Shiny
344 days ago

Last minute idea, my ass.

Brian
344 days ago

What a stupid slut drug addict.

DD
344 days ago

Yeah good explanation.

Vickie
344 days ago

" Lighten" up people, its just a joint!

D. Burkhardt
344 days ago

Miley, Miley, Miley. We're getting bored with you.
It's not shocking, if we 'expect' to be shocked. Shrugs. Yawn.
Where's your daddy? He needs to get some balls and straighten you out.

Canopy
344 days ago

Oh get off the high horse. She's paid to raise eyebrows as you're paid to provide critique.

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P
344 days ago

get a life and let her do what she wants... all of u complaining just wouldnt have the courage to truly be urselves and also are so insecure u cant let others be themselves
so sad

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LLLL
344 days ago

That's an insult to 3yr olds

kssomom
344 days ago

As I was reading this, I thought exactly the same thing.. She is a child, whose Mommy and/or Daddy didn't give attention to, so she has to do stupid things for people to pay attention to her.. I hope there will be a day (HOPEFULLY SOON!!) that no matter what she does, NO ONE will pay attention to her and she will just GO AWAY!!!! She can't sing for SH*T, her voice irritates the HELL out of me, and she's just an annoyance to me and I'm pretty certain I'm not the only one.. Please everyone, don't pay attention to this little lost girl and maybe, just maybe, she will GO AWAY!!!!!!!

niqui
344 days ago

I don't think she is doing anything wrong.*shrugs*nor am i shocked....

Lori
344 days ago

I bet her stupid, white trash parents support her all the way.

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Jane Doe
344 days ago

the maturity of a 3 year old. That's probably the most concise and accurate statement made about that nasty idiot.

tiffany
343 days ago

I'm sorry Sarah ! In advance.
Good Chuck? Argh.

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Rhubino
343 days ago

I'm a 52 year old pervert, and she disgusts me. I wouldn't give her the privilege of seeing me wank.

AP
343 days ago

Wow, amazing how the view of the writer had a brainwashing affect to those whom agreed with the article. Miley in my opinion is a shoe-in for entertainment for baby boomers. She is sharp for her age, and the analogy of the toddler by the writer was a nice touch, but the same scenario 'not telling anyone her plan to do it' can fall under many different analogies. Who cares if she smoked a joint on stage, she certainly isn't the first female entertainer too have done so, and we all know the Biebs is backstage smoking with her. She did mention on SNL that Hannah had died =( so if that's what people are looking for within her, then Disney on Demand should suffice.

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Dan
343 days ago

A child gets fame and notoriety at a young age, becomes a teenager..and then we judge her negatively for acting out like a childish teenager. Folks, she's just another human animal, and goes through a similar growth process. Only hers is there for millions to see and be judged by, not just family and friends like the other human animals her age.

Heather
343 days ago

Anyone care to start a friendly wager? How old will Miley be when she admits that she acted pretty awful as a youngster? Or will she be dead before she has the chance to realize it?

sisteralice12
343 days ago

Miley,
WOULD YOU STOP BEING A BIG A** JERK AND START ACTING HUMAN.

sisteralice12
343 days ago

miley
would you stop acting like an attention grabbing a** and act like a grown up human being!!

tiffany
343 days ago

Uhm..I don't think she's reading your yell. In fact she is not reading or listening to any of this. Your advice and opinions are merely a fart in the internet wind.

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