Quotables: Miley Cyrus Has the Maturity Level of a 3-Year-Old
"I just did it mostly 'cause I knew the fans in Amsterdam would love it. And I knew that the whole place would go super wild. Some people just over think so much. ... It's just not something I think about. I was just was walking out of my room and then I was like 'oh I have this in my bag. That will be really funny. I didn’t say anything to anybody. And I didn’t tell anyone I was going to do it."
--Miley Cyrus on why she totally thought it'd be all right to go ahead and light up a joint onstage at the MTV EMAs this past weekend, but don't be too shocked by her answer -- it's typical toddler psychology.
See, a 3-year-old will go over and knock down a pile of books or mail or some crap that you just straightened in order to get a reaction. The toddler is learning cause and effect, and the toddler also loves attention. The concept of cause and effect is a novelty for the 3-year-old, just like the concept of getting a rise out of some folks is a novelty for Miley. Oh, and Miley also really, really loves attention, too. It's really pretty simple, right?
We've got you all figured out, Miley. And when you figure yourself out in, say, 10, 20 years or so, then we can all sit down over a cup of coffee and have a good chuck about it, all right?