UPDATED Memo to Miranda Kerr: Step Away From the Photoshop and Grow Up, Jackass

11/15/2013 12:00 PM PST, by
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UPDATED: Miranda says that she had "no idea" that the image had been Photoshopped. Uh-huh: 

"Hi guys, here is the original VS image! When I re-posted the photo this week to support the girls I screen grabbed it off the internet when I was working in Japan. I had no idea it was photoshopped. All good intentions- sorry for the confusion and congratulations to the girls for such a great show!"



So here's the thing, if you didn't already notice it -- Miranda Kerr is a jackass. A complete and total jackass who ... oh. You already did notice that? Well, then, the second, less obvious thing shouldn't come as much of a surprise.

As you can see, the photo on the left is a photo of Miranda and company during a Victoria's Secret fashion function that was held last year. That photo right there was posted on Miranda's Instagram around this time a year ago, and over the last few days, in light of the most recent Victoria's Secret fashion show, Miranda went and regurgitated the same photo ... just with an obvious -- and major -- revamp: her waist in the second photo was made to look clearly, clearly much narrower than that of the first. 

Cue that jackass reference.

Does Miranda actually want us to think that her photo lost weight over the last year? That her split with Orlando Bloom apparently played some kind of major role in her stress slimdown? Because girl -- that's not real life you know, right? PHOTOS CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT.

Moreover, here's an infinitely more important question: what the hell is the matter with you, a Victoria's Secret model, one of the most beautiful women on the planet, that you'd feel the need to Photoshop yourself to look even "better"? Stop being so stupid and so bloody dangerous -- there's a whole world out there who aren't nearly as "perfect" as you are and who are highly impressionable to boot. Quit looking the gift horse in the mouth and count your many blessings. Damn. 

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tracie
291 days ago

For phuck sake! This is no big deal. Her photo, she can do what she wants with it. Sarah, are you off your bipolar meds or fat? Maybe both?

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Bitch
291 days ago

Miranda Kerr is a notorious attention ho who traded up to Orlando Bloom, then had numerous flings, including Leo DiCaprio, in hopes of trading up again. She may be pretty, but she's pathetic, especially since she has a kid.

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Nicholas
291 days ago

Joke of an article. Sarah is obviously a very sad and insecure person/bully. Get a life

joel
291 days ago

The writer of of this story is the jackass.

joel
291 days ago

The writer of this story IS the jackass.

tiffany
291 days ago

I have this image in my mind of Sarah Taylor, licking her fingertips after having shredded and eaten Miranda Kerr into pieces. Her hair wild, her face covered in hot model sauce. A giant serial killer grin on her face!

hw35
291 days ago

soooo...what about this makes her a "jackass"? if she wants to alter her own picture, then what's the problem? it's really not that big of a difference from how she already looks. but lets go on ahead and (try to) make it into some huge scandal anyway..

Be
291 days ago

This reads like it was written by a jealous 12 year old.

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WTF
291 days ago

I clicked on this article because I wondered what Miranda did that makes her such a jackass, only to discover that it is actually the author of this article that is the true jackass. Wow - jealous and bitter much? It's really quite sad. Granted I think the unaltered image makes her look better, but is there really a need to attack her so bitterly? Settle down there. With top notch journalism like this, Sarah is well on her way to being the next 60 minutes anchor...

Gen
291 days ago

I don't get it. How did that make her a jackass? Even if she knew it was Photoshopped it would make her vain, but not a jackass. A jackass is someone who is stupid or an idiot.

pandii
291 days ago

Even if she did photoshop it, is calling her a jackass necessary? Maybe the writer should look in the mirror. It's quite possible she didn't know it was photoshopped. Unless you've got proof she didn't, stop being such a judgmental ass.

lisa miller
290 days ago

reading this post as a woman I'm offended does sarah taylor hate women or just models???--did a model steal her bf?? --did she get beatup or picked on by models??? why is sarah such a hater for her own kind???

lisa miller
290 days ago

reading this post as a woman I'm offended does this writer/poster sarah taylor hate women or just models???--did a model steal her bf?? --did she get beatup or picked on by models??? why is sarah such a hater for her own kind??? the HATERS HERE must had sum fucked up childhoods....

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Cindy
290 days ago

Who is the 14 year old jealous girl that writes this crap? Not a fan of Kerr's but seriously, the jealousy is OBVIOUS.

Amarie
290 days ago

It really looks like there are several cases of bullying going on here. Next time you see the article by Sarah, here is an idea. Don't read it.

suziQ
290 days ago

I didn't notice the difference - until I read the 'article' does that make me a jackass? I think the author sounds like such a jealous loser for caring about a photoshopped pic- actually she looks more athletic in the first pic and tiny in the second - one not necessarily more attractive than the other to me anyway.

Stylista
290 days ago

Obviously Miranda is the jackass- notice she is the only one of the three photo shopped to look thinner. Soooo - who would do that?

Matt
290 days ago

Dearest Sarah Taylor Spangenberg,

A slow clap for you. You play the game well. Though I can't yet decide if you are naturally a horrible and cliches writer or do you do it on purpose?

Either way you realized long ago you didn't have the skill to write interesting, educated and fun articles. That is much too hard. So you figured out that hate sells. That bait and switch headlines sell.

Congrats Sarah. You get more people commenting on your articles, which in turn gets the site more hits, which makes more money for everyone. I wonder what lame story idea you are thinking of right now to get more people mad at you?

Mina
290 days ago

She also increased some colors in ger face. Her eyes and lips are bolder so they stand out more than those on the other girls.

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